Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Old 02-26-2013, 12:38 AM   #81
willT08
Banned
 
willT08's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: waiting for milk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
Go ahead, try and tell me how "bland" that first guitar solo is.

Guitar solos are bland by definition. That's why nobody worth their salt does them any more.
willT08 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:40 AM   #82
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
 
Horsedick.MPEG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Buck Hill
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
Tails are connected to spines in animals, not the anus.

But it's okay, I know plenty who've failed Biology, you're not alone.


Your tail is fake and you suffice your emptyness of a tail by shoving it in your ass.

Like I said, a stick of butter will serve you some good.
__________________
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote:
Originally Posted by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote:
Originally Posted by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
Horsedick.MPEG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:40 AM   #83
theogonia777
Professional Musician
 
theogonia777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Backwoods
Quote:
Originally Posted by willT08
Guitar solos are bland by definition. That's why nobody worth their salt does them any more.


What about Salty Dog Pete from the Port Bay Pirate Band?
__________________
To die without leaving a corpse... That is the way of us Garo.

Quote:
Originally Posted by lolmnt
That's right I have a four inch penis.


Now you have no excuse... | On Toni Loomi - Riffs
theogonia777 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:43 AM   #84
Ian_the_fox
Banned
 
Ian_the_fox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: VA
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydra150
to be fair, I enjoy classic rock and I found that to be boring, one might even say 'bland'.
Oh I forgot to mention that track is from '75. Not many other rock artists, at least known ones, were implementing true classical scales into their music at that time.


And all guitar solos are bland "out of style" now? Man, the Pit just gets stupider every goddamn day.

Last edited by Ian_the_fox : 02-26-2013 at 12:44 AM.
Ian_the_fox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:43 AM   #85
wyldething
Is A Good Thing
 
wyldething's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Location: Location
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
Go ahead, try and tell me how "bland" that first guitar solo is.


On a scale of 1 to Bland, I'd give it about an Egg

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmy hendrix 2
Don't argue with my new deity.
wyldething is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:44 AM   #86
guitarxo
UG Senior Member
 
guitarxo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: on your head
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avedas
EDM is fucking amazing. I can listen to trance all day. GLOW STICKS

yum
__________________

RIP ;c
guitarxo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:45 AM   #87
StewieSwan
Play my dudelsack
 
StewieSwan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The lake
I like music from the '70s.


The 770s to be exact.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
And all guitar solos are bland "out of style" now? Man, the Pit just gets stupider every goddamn day.



Don't worry about him. He's one of those EDM kids who thinks skill is for old people.

Last edited by StewieSwan : 02-26-2013 at 12:48 AM.
StewieSwan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:45 AM   #88
willT08
Banned
 
willT08's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: waiting for milk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
And all guitar solos are bland "out of style" now? Man, the Pit just gets stupider every goddamn day.

So butthurt because it's plainly true.
willT08 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:45 AM   #89
Hydra150
not so cowardly
 
Hydra150's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
Oh I forgot to mention that track is from '75. Not many other rock artists, at least known ones, were implementing true classical scales into their music at that time.

Nice factoid, not sure how it's relevant though. Besides, for me 70s shred begins and ends with DiMeola.
__________________
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philip_pepper
I'm not gonna post pics of my hot mom.
Hydra150 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:46 AM   #90
theogonia777
Professional Musician
 
theogonia777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Backwoods
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
true classical scales


what is this shit
__________________
To die without leaving a corpse... That is the way of us Garo.

Quote:
Originally Posted by lolmnt
That's right I have a four inch penis.


Now you have no excuse... | On Toni Loomi - Riffs
theogonia777 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:46 AM   #91
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
 
Todd Hart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: United Kingdom
Quote:
Originally Posted by StewieSwan
I like music from the '70s.


The 770s to be exact.


You know, I always thought your avatar was some angelic figure, but now I realise that it's a swan ****ing a girl; quite an ugly ****ing.
__________________
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
Todd Hart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:46 AM   #92
Hydra150
not so cowardly
 
Hydra150's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Quote:
Originally Posted by theogonia777
what is this shit

ikr
__________________
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philip_pepper
I'm not gonna post pics of my hot mom.
Hydra150 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:47 AM   #93
Ian_the_fox
Banned
 
Ian_the_fox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: VA
Quote:
Originally Posted by willT08
So butthurt because it's plainly true.
Yeah, totally:

Ian_the_fox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:48 AM   #94
blake1221
‭‭
 
blake1221's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
I like it when ian gets in dumb arguments because I get to see the stupidity without clicking "view post."
blake1221 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:48 AM   #95
jetwash69
Registered User
 
jetwash69's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Quote:
Originally Posted by Horsedick.MPEG
No, that's my pride and joy, I'm keeping that MG


I don't blame you, you've make such beutiful music like this with it:



I don't know why you were so insecure about your playing skills getting worse in that multi-thread. You sounded great for someone who'd only been playing two years
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by shiggityswah
Welcome to UG. Everyone here will piss you off at some point, it's just what we do.
jetwash69 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:49 AM   #96
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
 
Horsedick.MPEG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Buck Hill
This song is superior to anything Ian posts:

__________________
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote:
Originally Posted by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote:
Originally Posted by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
Horsedick.MPEG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:49 AM   #97
Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
 
Morphogenesis26's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Ian

EDIT: Actually, what's a key, what's a scale, and what's a "classical scale"?
__________________
When life gets tough and you don't know what to do, then just keep







Last edited by Morphogenesis26 : 02-26-2013 at 12:51 AM.
Morphogenesis26 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:49 AM   #98
Hydra150
not so cowardly
 
Hydra150's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
Yeah, totally:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMi2mCe7CKg[url]

Did you really thing posting Holdsworth would help your case here?
__________________
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philip_pepper
I'm not gonna post pics of my hot mom.
Hydra150 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:50 AM   #99
willT08
Banned
 
willT08's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: waiting for milk
I'm sorry, you're trying to prove that guitar solos are in style with a clip of Allan Holdsworth?

Have you actually ever been outside? This'll help clear up why you haven't cut your god awful hair as well.
willT08 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 12:50 AM   #100
blake1221
‭‭
 
blake1221's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
And why did Horsedick.MPEG jack DaddyTwoFoot's avatar?
blake1221 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:16 AM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2014
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.