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Old 02-27-2013, 05:41 AM   #1
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If you were a supervillain, how would you become emperor of earth?
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:45 AM   #2
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:45 AM   #3
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:45 AM   #4
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:47 AM   #5
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:51 AM   #6
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:52 AM   #7
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I'd have a large group of people, hard workers, who with money and propoganda I would propel to the world stage. I'd build Presidents, Prime Ministers and the like and after many years we would initiate the takeover.

Rome wasn't built in a day. It would take time, planning and loyalty.
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:09 AM   #8
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:11 AM   #9
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:12 AM   #10
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:13 AM   #11
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If you were a supervillain, how would you become emperor of earth?

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It'd have to be via some sort of covert group like the Illuminati or something similar, because once people know that a villain, 'super' or otherwise, is in charge of the entire planet he's not going to be able to hold on to that power for very long.
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:48 AM   #12
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:18 AM   #13
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:39 AM   #14
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:04 AM   #15
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:55 AM   #16
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:59 AM   #17
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Old 02-27-2013, 12:02 PM   #20
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