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Old 03-12-2013, 11:20 AM   #1
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Torso****

A really weird band I found. They seem to be some really weird subgenre of death metal. This seems like a really hard way to make music, so I'm helping them out a bit and promoting them.
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:11 PM   #2
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:38 PM   #3
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:40 PM   #4
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:41 PM   #5
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sounds like Slam to me.


Slam is bad.
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:45 PM   #6
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I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
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Old 03-12-2013, 09:20 PM   #7
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Old 03-13-2013, 04:06 AM   #8
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this band pretty well known in my circle of friends.. Mostly as a meme though, music is awful
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Old 03-13-2013, 04:33 AM   #9
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Those lyrics are why I love metal.
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Old 03-13-2013, 04:39 AM   #10
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:41 PM   #11
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Nobody likes it?

Why would most of us?

Their lyrics and music are terrible.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:03 PM   #12
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What turns me off to this genre is that there's obvious humor in the lyrics, but it's masked by incomprehensible growling. Bands like Sexhavin provide somewhat decent diction.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:21 PM   #13
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What turns me off to this genre is that there's obvious humor in the lyrics, but it's masked by incomprehensible growling. Bands like Sexhavin provide somewhat decent diction.

Obvious humor? What's humorous about it? It's not even clever, and there's no subtly to it at all.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:27 PM   #14
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Obvious humor? What's humorous about it? It's not even clever, and there's no subtly to it at all.


Go ahead and get the stick out of your arse, mate. You actually think getting molested by elephants is to be taken seriously? The fact that's it's anything but subtle is humorous within itself because most pieces of legitimate music require some sort of ambiguity.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:45 PM   #15
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You actually think getting molested by elephants is to be taken seriously?

No, I don't. But I also think it's in bad taste. Also, see below...

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The fact that's it's anything but subtle is humorous within itself because most pieces of legitimate music require some sort of ambiguity.

Which would be great, if it wasn't for the fact that any potential humor is ruined by the growls. It'd be one thing if the vocalist was singing clean vocals and really using his vocal dynamics to make it funny. I wouldn't mind that it was in bad taste, if that was done.


The fact that it is in bad taste and that the growls make it unintelligible make it not funny at all.
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Old 03-13-2013, 02:06 PM   #16
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If this classifies as humour then I've been giving the writers of the Big Bang Theory a hard time.
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Old 03-13-2013, 02:07 PM   #17
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edit: ^its just like sitting down to watch a terrible movie with a bunch of friends and making fun of it the entire time.

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pretty much this

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Old 03-13-2013, 02:11 PM   #18
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No, I don't. But I also think it's in bad taste. Also, see below...


Which would be great, if it wasn't for the fact that any potential humor is ruined by the growls. It'd be one thing if the vocalist was singing clean vocals and really using his vocal dynamics to make it funny. I wouldn't mind that it was in bad taste, if that was done.


The fact that it is in bad taste and that the growls make it unintelligible make it not funny at all.



I don't care if it's in bad taste. But if Torso**** wanted more shock value, then they shouldn't sound like "Blluulrurrrrrhhghghghgrheghhhhh!"

EDIT: There's not much point in even trying to write lyrics in that case.
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Old 03-13-2013, 02:15 PM   #19
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I don't care if it's in bad taste. But if Torso**** wanted more shock value, then they shouldn't sound like "Blluulrurrrrrhhghghghgrheghhhhh!"

EDIT: There's not much point in even trying to write lyrics in that case.

That's kind of my point. Because there's almost zero shock value, it ends solely as being in bad taste. Therefore, it's not funny.
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That's kind of my point. Because there's almost zero shock value, it ends solely as being in bad taste. Therefore, it's not funny.


Ah, I gotcha.
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