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Old 03-15-2013, 07:31 PM   #1
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best way to get Jehovah's witnesses/Mormons to go away

guys what's the best way

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Old 03-15-2013, 07:33 PM   #2
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:36 PM   #3
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I'd show you around town.

To a group of young Mormon girls from Utah this one time. Young like; My age young. They were different/exotic to me, and I liked her hair and tits.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:36 PM   #4
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I force their mouths into my cock, tears running down their cheeks as I cum on their throats. They often try to bite it off, but the pain just makes me hornier. A blow to the head with an axe ends things pretty quickly. Be shure to apply plastic over everything since scrapping brain matter can get pretty tedious when it dryes out.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:39 PM   #5
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My Dad answered the door once and just said "I'm Satan!"... they left
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:40 PM   #6
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I used to answer my door in my ginch because they were the only people that came over unannounced I think they got sick and tired of the abuse they stopped coming around.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:41 PM   #7
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I just slam the door in their faces while yelling "get the fuck off my property". That works pretty well. Also having a big dog that looks like it's ready to rip someone's throat out is a definite plus.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:43 PM   #8
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Open door with erect penis in hand, whilst giving them the dirtiest look you can.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:44 PM   #9
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:46 PM   #10
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Tell them that you converted to their religion recently. No more reason to solicit you.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:50 PM   #11
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What about just saying you're not interested? There's no reason to act like a dick
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:55 PM   #12
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Tell them that you converted to their religion recently. No more reason to solicit you.
Actually this is good.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:55 PM   #13
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Start blasting some Satanic black metal, then answer the door. Gorgoroth or Behemoth should do the trick. Then talk to them in a really growly raspy voice using Old English.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:56 PM   #14
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Tell them that you converted to their religion recently. No more reason to solicit you.

"Oh so will you be joining for our monthly Jehovah's meeting?
If you don't, then I'll stop by each week or two and tell you about how great it is!"
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:58 PM   #15
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:00 PM   #16
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:01 PM   #17
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Tell them that they've interrupted your black mass.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:01 PM   #18
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Hit on her if its a girl.


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Old 03-15-2013, 08:03 PM   #19
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It's not being a dick, if you ask us not to come back we won't. The Mormons will come back even if you say I'm not interested.

That wasn't directed at you, just at the people who act all tough when someone rings their doorbell
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:04 PM   #20
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