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Old 03-15-2013, 08:05 PM   #21
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I'm a Jehovah's Witness and all you have to do is next time they come back tell them reasonably politely " please don't come back " or something like that and they will write down your address so that its known that you don't want them to come back. As for getting the Mormons to go away say something absolutely bizarre to them


If you just kept your religion to yourself people wouldn't have to say anything at all, polite or not.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:11 PM   #22
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I'm a Jehovah's Witness and all you have to do is next time they come back tell them reasonably politely " please don't come back " or something like that and they will write down your address so that its known that you don't want them to come back. As for getting the Mormons to go away say something absolutely bizarre to them


Is this another trolling experiment? If so, you're getting better at it than the other attempts.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:13 PM   #23
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Mimic their every move and utterance.

Mimic their every move and utterance.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:15 PM   #24
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Mimic their every move and utterance.


Mimic their every move and utterance.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:15 PM   #25
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Mimic their every move and utterance..
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:18 PM   #26
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Well the two lads who use to try and ask me if i "was having a good day... in the light of Jesus Christ" eventually stopped talking to me when i told them i was an atheist.

Usually gets them to shut up.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:31 PM   #27
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I've seen the lord and he is good. His ways of death and destruction will be upon our plain of existence to convene within the one you call god and gods world earth. I am but a servant of our holiest patron of demise and wish that you yourself join my sect for the taking of this world.

They will not only join you, but you will now begin the new age of darkness.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:31 PM   #28
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Mimic their every move and utterance..

Lol. Utter.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:32 PM   #29
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Nah just tell them not to call again and ask to be put on something called a 'Do not call list'. They understand that some people don't want to be called on uninvited so they have a list that they keep, so when they work a certain area they know which house not to call on. There's no need to be horrible to them, because really it boils down to the fact that just because you're not interested, doesn't mean everyone else is. But they will go away if you ask to be put on the 'Do not call list'. Talking about satan won't stop them haha
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:33 PM   #30
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I've seen the lord and he is good. His ways of death and destruction will be upon our plain of existence to convene within the one you call god and gods world earth. I am but a servant of our holiest patron of demise and wish that you yourself join my sect for the taking of this world.

They will not only join you, but you will now begin the new age of darkness.


Related, recite this.

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Old 03-15-2013, 08:34 PM   #31
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:37 PM   #32
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:38 PM   #33
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That's not what we are like and you know it! I told Ts just to say don't come back and we will kindly make sure not to go to Ts's residents and its not monthly it's weekly.

We don't shove our beliefs down other people's throats so to speak, but if don't want to hear what have to say then say so!


Yeah chill man
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:41 PM   #34
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i grew up jehovahs witness style and when we went door to door it was the people that said not interested that we avoided. i have since grew away from that and have had to deal with them at my house. i just tell em about how i used to be one and how i found religion is wrong. they try to school me at times but i just ask them about certain verses if they jump on my bone. its like luke 19:26 or something where jesus said bring the enemies of mine before me and have them slaughtered. that usually stumps em, gets my dad every time. ; )
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:47 PM   #35
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lol im not getting in a religious debate or anything, so no. ive dealt with it too much and fought my father over it my whole life. end of story. i apologize for being rude, its just been too much of a mess in my life. also i have a friend that likes to talk about our existence and shit and he is always trying to talk about it so he has kinda ruined talking about that stuff for me.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:48 PM   #36
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:52 PM   #37
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:53 PM   #38
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Reply them with:
"Alright I'll talk to you if you agree to talk about the lord Satan and how he is our lord and savior"
Preferably with some death metal blasting in background.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:56 PM   #39
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I appreciate it and all the satan talk doesnt scare em or anything. Thatll make em question your ass so being dumb wont work. Just be polite and say no thank you.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:58 PM   #40
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