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Old 03-16-2013, 12:42 AM   #61
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Old 03-16-2013, 12:53 PM   #62
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The church of satan is weak as shit dude. Your not going to send a chill of terror down their spine or something. They will just start questioning you and once they leave they will probably come back.
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Old 03-16-2013, 01:04 PM   #63
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Old 03-16-2013, 01:34 PM   #64
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Old 03-16-2013, 01:46 PM   #65
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Ok... Any Mormons here to weigh in on this then? The Mormon perspective on this seems woefully underepresented ITT.


Ex-Mormon here

Most Mormon missionaries are 18 -22 year old boys. They often don't know a whole lot about religion other than what they've been trained to teach. So if you can argue with them and show a knowledge of the church's sketchy history, you'll likely scare them off. Simply saying you're not interested won't always work cause they'll see it as a challenge to convince you. Don't be dicks to them though, firstly because they're generally good guys just doing what they've been told to do, and secondly because when non-Mormons are dicks to them it only reinforces the collective persecution complex Mormons have.
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Old 03-16-2013, 03:53 PM   #66
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Old 03-16-2013, 03:57 PM   #67
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Old 03-16-2013, 04:04 PM   #68
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Old 03-16-2013, 04:05 PM   #69
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My dad would invite them in, seat them and offer them drinks.
Then when they would try and convert him, quoting biblical passages, he would stop them and say: "Ah but your book is a translation, it is wrong. I have the original, and that's not what it says."

Then he would take out the old testament and correct them on their interpretations.

They hated him.
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Old 03-16-2013, 05:24 PM   #70
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My dad would bust his bible out on the mormons whenever theyd show up.
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Old 03-16-2013, 05:41 PM   #71
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I know people who are Jehova's Witnesses (or whatever you call a bunch of them).

They're nice people, one of them is actually one of my best friends. And they never bother me about their religion. Just tell them you're not interested, instead of being a dick.





And if you do decide to be a dick, well then **** you.



EDIT: You can do whatever you want to mormons lol
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Old 03-16-2013, 05:57 PM   #72
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Old 03-16-2013, 08:14 PM   #73
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If Mormon, ask them if there is any physical archaeological evidence of their beliefs.

You still wouldnt win. You cant just say one thing and make someone go, holy shit you are right, what was i thinking. You wont win. Just say no thank you. I may not be religious anymore but i will defend jehovahs witnesses because they are good people.
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:10 PM   #74
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You still wouldnt win. You cant just say one thing and make someone go, holy shit you are right, what was i thinking. You wont win. Just say no thank you. I may not be religious anymore but i will defend jehovahs witnesses because they are good people.


It shows you're not going to be as likely to convert though
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:56 PM   #75
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You still wouldnt win. You cant just say one thing and make someone go, holy shit you are right, what was i thinking. You wont win. Just say no thank you. I may not be religious anymore but i will defend jehovahs witnesses because they are good people.


> good people
> knock on peoples doors and tacitly tell them they're worthy of burning for all of time

Pick one.
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Old 03-16-2013, 11:35 PM   #77
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> good people
> knock on peoples doors and tacitly tell them they're worthy of burning for all of time

Pick one.


they're trying to save you from burning for all eternity. sounds pretty good to me.

there are a bunch of them by the wawa i go too. they congregate their during lunch time on saturdays. they're all really nice.

they are also all black. anyone care to explain?
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Old 03-16-2013, 11:39 PM   #78
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they are also all black. anyone care to explain?

Their ancestors were likely brought over from a continent called Africa.
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Old 03-16-2013, 11:40 PM   #79
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Their ancestors were likely brought over from a continent called Africa.


you mean they didn't come voluntarily?

gosh that sounds a little rude
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you mean they didn't come voluntarily?

gosh that sounds a little rude

Yeah but the white men civilised them so it all worked out in the end.






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