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Old 03-16-2013, 11:42 PM   #81
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They were kind of barbaric before. Chasing lions and all.....
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Old 03-16-2013, 11:44 PM   #82
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They were kind of barbaric before. Chasing lions and all.....


good thing we taught them how to harvest food.

i mean they didn't get to keep what they harvested but teach a man to fish you know
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Old 03-16-2013, 11:45 PM   #83
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They were kind of barbaric before. Chasing lions and all.....

You mean the white guys with khaki suits and hunting rifles?
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Old 03-16-2013, 11:47 PM   #84
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You mean the white guys with khaki suits and hunting rifles?

They had guns

Then it's called sport

duh

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good thing we taught them how to harvest food.

i mean they didn't get to keep what they harvested but teach a man to fish you know

exactly!
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:04 PM   #85
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Pick one.


You obviously dont know anything about them so why voice a dumb opinion.
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:52 PM   #86
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One time we had Jehovah's witnesses and my mom who's a Catholic politely told them she's not interested and they've left us alone ever since then. Since a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses she's encountered tend to argue with doctors like herself, my idea would've been to put on a stethoscope, run up to them and loudly sing operatically, "IT'S TIME FOR YOUR CHECKUP!" just to see if they'd freak out and run away. When I presented that idea to my friend Ashley, she laughed and said "That sounds like something you'd do."
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:53 PM   #87
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one time i saw a jehoveh witnes on the street so i punched and kikced him
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:54 PM   #88
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You obviously dont know anything about them so why voice a dumb opinion.


Well if they don't believe that people who don't believe are going to Hell then they aren't Christians in any meaningful way.
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Old 03-17-2013, 05:29 PM   #89
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Old 03-17-2013, 05:32 PM   #90
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Old 03-17-2013, 05:36 PM   #91
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My dad would invite them in, seat them and offer them drinks.
Then when they would try and convert him, quoting biblical passages, he would stop them and say: "Ah but your book is a translation, it is wrong. I have the original, and that's not what it says."

Then he would take out the old testament and correct them on their interpretations.

They hated him.


My Dad does similar. But instead of discussing religion, they just watch football.
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Old 03-17-2013, 05:38 PM   #92
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I don't think I've ever had a Jahovah Witness come to my door
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Old 03-17-2013, 05:57 PM   #93
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Forcing my cock into their mouths is way too easy. And yes I do have a penis, altough it's a prosthetic one, since the original got way too chewed up from previous occasions.
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:28 AM   #94
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Why would you want them to go away?

Personaly I love it when they knock on my door, unless of course I don't have the time to talk to them, in which case they don't seem to have a problem with me politely telling them that I'm a little busy at the moment, but usualy I'm happy to stand on my doorstep and debate with them for half an hour.

The thing is, for some strange reason, they don't seem to knock on my door as regularly as they used to do.
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:22 AM   #95
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I opened the door for them naked once.

Dude had his toddler out with him for a saturday morning stroll......
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I opened the door for them naked once.

Dude had his toddler out with him for a saturday morning stroll......


Did he assume you were a Catholic then?
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:41 AM   #97
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Did he assume you were a Catholic then?




I wish they door knocked. I would have so much more to grill them about
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:42 AM   #98
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So the simplest thing would be to calmly and politely say that you really aren't interested, thank them, and let them be on their way!

Except this shit isn't like replying 'unsubscribe' to e-mails. I used to get approached on the streets all the time, and I either heard them out or politely declined. Although, they haven't talked to me ever since I was slightly rude to one of them. Sorry mate tried it your way, didn't work
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:43 AM   #99
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A kid in my class was a Jehovah's Witness who went round proselytizing. In fact a good friend of mine told me the other day that he'd knocked on his door. He just didn't answer after looking out the window though.

I've personally never been bothered at my home by any religious people. Happens in public from time to time though.
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Jahovah's Witnesses are a doddle anyway, they tend to go in for Christian sciences and hand out pamphlets that attempt to use science as evidence that things like evolution doesn't exist, but they invariably misunderstand what many scientific terms mean so it's pretty easy to show them that their pamphlets are based upon misunderstandings.

I'll say this for them, I've never met a rude Jehovah's Witness, they are always (in my experience) very polite.

The guys you need to watch out for are the Presbyterians. They're the guys who will openly call you a 'sinner' to your face and preach hell and damnation at you.
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