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Old 03-20-2013, 01:15 AM   #21
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My only imaginary best friend is my air guitar.

Not even imaginary people like me ;_;
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Old 03-20-2013, 01:52 AM   #22
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Fixed.


The cadence is all wrong, that's nothing like Stevie.

Get your shit together, bro.
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Old 03-20-2013, 01:54 AM   #23
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Nope. Though I do remember folding my bathroom mirrors and having conversations with 3 of myselfs. Myselves?

...Meh.
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Old 03-20-2013, 01:56 AM   #24
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When I was little I had an imaginary unicorn and fairies, I never really saw them (although I could describe what they looked like) but I used to believe I could feel if they were around.

But my weird experience was when I was around five when my mum sent me to a bible school during the summer. The place used to be an old prestigious mansion that was converted into a church. When I was little I had wandered away from the class and went into the chapel because I heard a man crying. I sat and talked to him and he told me about his story and how he was sad (long story short his family was killed and he was left alone trying to find them). Anyways I went back to class and when questioned about where I went I explained about the man, I even knew his name S.Y. Meyers, Mr.Meyers to me. My teacher freaked out and called my parents to come and get me. Apparently the owner of the original mansion had the same name and same story. I don't know if I imagined it all because of a story I over heard, or if some man played a cruel trick on a youngster, or if really was an unearthly moment... but what I do know is that I never forgot it.
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:31 AM   #25
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I always wanted an imaginary friend as a kid, but I couldn't ever imagine one.
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:52 AM   #26
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I hold my tongue, 'cause I'm not into looking crazy in front my new aunt. They keep talking, and my aunt mentions how he always wore a straw fedora, and he loved to ride in his car that he was always working on.


ha, my imaginary friend wouldn't be so le cringeworthy.
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Old 03-20-2013, 06:05 AM   #27
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"If one person has an imaginary friend, they call it crazy. If many people have an imaginary friend, they call it religion."

I watched the Exorcist when I was eight. I was too terrified of imaginary friends to have one after Captain Howdy.
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Old 03-20-2013, 06:19 AM   #28
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once my dad told me
that when he was young
he had an imaginary friend
who he identified as a cat
but now he thinks it was
real and it was
a 'guardian angel'
and he called it a cat
because he had never seen
a man with a beard before


Guardian angels are imaginary friends for adults.
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Old 03-20-2013, 06:45 AM   #29
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Imaginary friends are just ghosts that chose to only be seen by the kid.
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Old 03-20-2013, 06:48 AM   #30
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isnt like UG friends the same as imaginary friends?
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Old 03-20-2013, 06:50 AM   #31
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No, i had a cat
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Old 03-20-2013, 06:56 AM   #32
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When I was younger I had an imaginary friend, I used to think he went everywhere with me, that I could talk to him and he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff.

Then I grew up, but I'm still going to church.
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:00 AM   #33
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Sometimes I think all my friends have been imaginary.

(extreme cookie for anybody who gets the reference)
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:10 AM   #34
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Sometimes I think all my friends have been imaginary.

(extreme cookie for anybody who gets the reference)

Calvin and Hobbes?
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:13 AM   #35
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Calvin and Hobbes?



Bonus cookie if you can tell me the character that said it.
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:15 AM   #36
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Bonus cookie if you can tell me the character that said it.


His dad?
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:20 AM   #37
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His dad?

Nope, Uncle Max.
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:34 AM   #38
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I had an imaginary friend up until I was about 5, her name was Peggy, she was a penguin.

Yeah I'm too awkward with people to even have an imaginary human friend.
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:56 AM   #39
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I want an imaginary friend like Gaius Baltar's.....
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Old 03-20-2013, 09:20 AM   #40
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My imaginary friend tells me to kill and burn. He sits on my shoulder and whispers evil deeds into my ear.
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