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Old 03-20-2013, 11:31 PM   #1
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Question Which is the right bases for relationships????

THIS:
1st Base- Kissing. (Kissing with tongues also known as French Kissing)
2nd Base- Touching (Girl touches/ gives hand job to penis, boy fingers or touches vagina and/or breasts)
3rd Base- Oral sex (Girl sucks boys penis, boy eats out [licking] girls vagina)
4th Base (Home Run)- Sexual intercourse (Penis in vagina)...

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THAT:
1st Base- Holding hands/hugging
2nd Base- Kissing/french
3rd Base- Touching/Feeling up
4th Base- Making out/Sex (With Clothes)
Home Run- Sexual intercourse...

OR

First Base
The first step in a sexual realtionship involving making out or french kissing.

Second Base
One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base
The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or fellatio for guys and fingering or cunnilingus for girls.

Home
In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.


I did not really right the first one or the last one, my friend told me those were what the bases was.. but i dont know which one is real


WHICH ONE IS CORRECT???
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:32 PM   #2
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:35 PM   #3
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None are correct.

Then what is?
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:35 PM   #4
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I don't think you understand anything about relationships or sex. And I don't understand what "bases" are meant to be.
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:36 PM   #5
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Anybody who worries about that or even goes out of his way to know them is a tool and an idiot.
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...but the rape never came
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:40 PM   #6
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Homerun is rape/murder. In no particular order.
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:40 PM   #7
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I can tell you're not even old enough for these to matter.
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:42 PM   #8
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hahah who cares if its not a home run
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:58 PM   #9
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Screw your bases. If she doesn't let me go elbow deep in her ass on the first date, it wasn't meant to be.
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:59 PM   #10
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:10 AM   #11
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4th Base- Making out/Sex (With Clothes)

Sex with clothes, wouldn't have it any other way.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:12 AM   #12
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:12 AM   #13
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You're a girl. You shouldn't have to know anything about bases. And the males who do know all about it are just silly.

Let me clarify more on this post: It's silly because it's a lot like how males rate women on a scale of 0/10. It's more of a male trait to go around doing that. And judging a relationship based on... uhh.... bases... is just silly. It's unnecessary info that will not help in an actual relationship. Just go through it naturally.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:13 AM   #14
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THIS:
1st Base- Kissing. (Kissing with tongues also known as French Kissing)
2nd Base- Touching (Girl touches/ gives hand job to penis, boy fingers or touches vagina and/or breasts)
3rd Base- Oral sex (Girl sucks boys penis, boy eats out [licking] girls vagina)
4th Base (Home Run)- Sexual intercourse (Penis in vagina)...

OR

THAT:
1st Base- Holding hands/hugging
2nd Base- Kissing/french
3rd Base- Touching/Feeling up
4th Base- Making out/Sex (With Clothes)
Home Run- Sexual intercourse...

OR

First Base
The first step in a sexual realtionship involving making out or french kissing.

Second Base
One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base
The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or fellatio for guys and fingering or cunnilingus for girls.

Home
In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.


I did not really right the first one or the last one, my friend told me those were what the bases was.. but i dont know which one is real


WHICH ONE IS CORRECT???


None of them. This is how it is, and always has been:

First Base: Kissing
Second Base: Making out
Third Base: groping/feeling up
Home Run: Sex (vaginal, oral or anal)
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:16 AM   #15
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:19 AM   #16
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The only base I'm interested in knowing about is pizza base.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:24 AM   #17
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hahaha "sex with clothes on"

Oh man, I bet you'll have lots to tell your 8th grade classmates tomorrow
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:31 AM   #18
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None of them. This is how it is, and always has been:

First Base: Kissing
Second Base: Making out
Third Base: groping/feeling up
Home Run: Sex (vaginal, oral or anal)


Nah.

1st is making out
2nd is hand jibbers
3rd is mouth to organs
home is sex.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:35 AM   #19
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European people don't use bases... right?
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:35 AM   #20
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You guys need to learn the bases:

First: Making out
Second: Hands on breasts
Third: below the belt
All the way: All the way
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