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Old 03-21-2013, 12:36 AM   #21
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Pitchers mound: eating her dirty pussy
Outfield: using a straw to eat her pussy
Dugout: eating her pussy from beneath
On deck circle: watching somebody else eat her pussy
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:37 AM   #22
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I thought first was buying her a ton of alcohol, and a home run was not being found 'guilty'
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:37 AM   #23
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Nah.

1st is making out
2nd is hand jibbers
3rd is mouth to organs
home is sex.


If that's how it is, then every relationship I've ever been in has skipped bases 1 and 2 completely .

On another note, sluts are awesome!
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:37 AM   #24
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Pitchers mound: eating her dirty pussy
Outfield: using a straw to eat her pussy
Dugout: eating her pussy from beneath
On deck circle: watching somebody else eat her pussy
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:38 AM   #25
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TS is a 15 year old girl...

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Old 03-21-2013, 12:38 AM   #26
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only 4 bases? **** i feel old, things escalate way too quickly now
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:38 AM   #27
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I love how you guys keep trying to correct each other.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:39 AM   #28
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only 4 bases? **** i feel old, things escalate way too quickly now

Yeah baseball was so very different a decade ago
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:39 AM   #29
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If that's how it is, then every relationship I've ever been in has skipped bases 1 and 2 completely .

On another note, sluts are awesome!
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:41 AM   #30
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bullshit


Not even kidding. I'm not proud of that either.

I have bad choice in women.

When a chick is so easy that she ****ed 3 guys in the same day... it's not really something to brag about.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:42 AM   #31
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This thread is straight out of high school.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:42 AM   #32
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TS is a 15 year old girl...

Perverts


Well, it says she's from Australia so.....
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:43 AM   #33
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:44 AM   #34
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:45 AM   #35
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The football analogy is better.

1st down: Sex
2nd down: flaccid penis
3rd down: she laughs at you
4th down: she walks out on you during sex or
1st and goal: you get to have sex with her because you got a hard on again.
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:01 AM   #36
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You guys need to learn the bases:

First: Making out
Second: Hands on breasts
Third: below the belt
All the way: All the way

this is 100% correct verified etc.

I think it's weird when people go into detail on this though
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:14 AM   #37
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hey bby y dont u give me dose digitz since u di'nt give em to dat 1 guy?

we cn go see dis graet band there calld the joshua garcias
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:16 AM   #38
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Inb4 Ometh comes along and posts some absolute filth and everybody gets horny goes silent...
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:20 AM   #39
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hey bby y dont u give me dose digitz since u di'nt give em to dat 1 guy?

we cn go see dis graet band there calld the joshua garcias

I... I have no idea what I'm supposed to be feeling right now.
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:22 AM   #40
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