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Old 03-24-2013, 11:34 PM   #1
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What do you guys think of swords? I think that they are under appreciated nowadays. I mean, imagine slicing into someone or running them through with a nice cutlass.
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:35 PM   #2
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:39 PM   #3
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I like cutting lasses with my cutlass.
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:40 PM   #4
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swords are phallic objects

ts probably wants a nice zweihander to compensate for his einhander down there
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:40 PM   #5
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My grandma gave me these two souvenir swords from when she went to Toledo years ago.
I want something that I can hang over a fireplace.
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:42 PM   #6
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They're okay. Don't really know what they're even around for anymore.
Kind of miss my saber guard days in ROTC though.
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:43 PM   #7
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I was having fun with my sword in your other thread
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:44 PM   #8
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Swords should be standard issue to police instead of guns.

Can you imagine how terrified most common criminals would be to see a 5'10" cop charging them with a 4' broadsword?
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:45 PM   #9
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They're badass.

Which is more exciting in a movie? Guys shooting at eachother around corners, or two guys going all out trying to kill eachother with swords, Highlander style?
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:47 PM   #10
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I made this because they closed my cartoon thread and I'm sad

I know, right? Bummer.

Any way...

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Inb4 any of us pretend to know what we're talking about.

Personally I like me a katany. Mainly because samurai are boss as bawls. Also because that angry dude from Apocalypse Now said it was better than the European longsword on the telly, and his voice makes me trust every opinions he gives. Please, don't yell at me, Mr. Ermey.

I also like zweihanders, because as a German I'm obligated to.

And falchions.
And rapiers.
And arming swords.
And scimitars.
And khopesh.
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I like swords.
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:48 PM   #11
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It's a shame this guy is no longer with us, the guy who is responsible for more movie sword clashing than anyone who ever lived:

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Old 03-24-2013, 11:48 PM   #12
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Claymores are pretty fun. I'm Scottish and every schoolchild in Scotland has to take swordmanship classes in high school (just in case wee have to free ourselves from oppression forcibly after September 2014, I guess).
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:51 PM   #13
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They're badass.

Which is more exciting in a movie? Guys shooting at eachother around corners, or two guys going all out trying to kill eachother with swords, Highlander style?


You ever seen the movie 'The hunted'?

I think you'd like that movie.
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:51 PM   #14
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Swords are pretty cool.

I can't really think of any good use for one, other than just something to have... A friend of mine has several expensive (which I'm assuming will generally relate to quality) swords that I'm not allowed to touch.

The one time I did touch one, I sliced my hand open....
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:52 PM   #15
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Swords are pretty cool.

I can't really think of any good use for one


Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:54 PM   #16
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Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.


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Old 03-24-2013, 11:55 PM   #17
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Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.


Stabbing things a little further away than I could with a knife, but not as far as with a bayonet?
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:56 PM   #19
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Katana's are pretty cool. I would love too walk down the street in a robe with a long smoking thing in my mouth with a katana. Fuching boss
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