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Old 03-25-2013, 10:52 AM   #1
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Magnus Maximus

was born 22 years ago on this day!
Let's all post this emotion, say 'happy birthday' and share images of things that we would give him (if not for distance, cost, unfamiliarity and impracticality).

I got you a referendum, so you can talk politics and shit with people;



I also got you some mediocre bourbon;



It's quite good as a middle drink. A palate cleanser if you will. It's that crisp and sweet, if you're on whiskies with a lot of character, having a Bulleit inbetween takes away stronger flavours like that of Balvenie. Plus, sometimes it's nice to drink sugary shite.

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Old 03-25-2013, 10:55 AM   #2
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he sounds like a pussy
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Old 03-25-2013, 10:55 AM   #3
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Old 03-25-2013, 10:56 AM   #4
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he sounds like a pussy
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Ha, look at this wannabe Scot.


Happy birthday pal. Independence4realz.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:00 AM   #5
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Thanks gentlemens. I like that cheeky wee quote of myself. Sly, Hydra, sly.

MOAN THE INDEPENDENCE.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:01 AM   #6
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:01 AM   #7
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and some Cubans to eradicate the taste of the cheap booze above.

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Old 03-25-2013, 11:03 AM   #8
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http://media.wiley.com/product_data.../0764508873.jpg

and some Cubans to eradicate the taste of the cheap booze above.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/...FTsC8cYgoYKaEOt


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Old 03-25-2013, 11:04 AM   #9
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I know him. I got that guy on my sig. Sound **** he is.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:07 AM   #10
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Thanks gentlemens. I like that cheeky wee quote of myself. Sly, Hydra, sly.

Maybe we're just on the same page, as far as mediocre boubon goes
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:33 AM   #11
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Maybe we're just on the same page, as far as mediocre boubon goes


I'm onto you. In your mind and such.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:37 AM   #12
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Happy birthday you commie bastard!!!!!!
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:40 AM   #13
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Happy birthday ye wee Scottish bastard.
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The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
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Old 03-25-2013, 12:52 PM   #14
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Old 03-25-2013, 12:53 PM   #15
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he sounds like a swag
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:22 PM   #16
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he sounds like a swag
pussy


Had I a pussy, swag is one thing it would not be.

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Happy birthday you commie bastard!!!!!!


ya grumpy ol' bastard!

MURICA.

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Happy birthday ye wee Scottish bastard.


Cheers you Geordie wee basturt.

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Old 03-25-2013, 03:01 PM   #17
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happy birthday i got you
this post
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Old 03-25-2013, 03:03 PM   #18
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Happy birthday!

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Old 03-25-2013, 05:01 PM   #19
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happy birthday sir
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:02 PM   #20
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Happy birthday, ya mental scottish bastard.

I got you a Scottish bird to shag

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