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Old 04-07-2013, 01:37 PM   #1
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2013 Ultimate Prostate Colon Inspection #2!

Hey,

Do you have a prostate gland?

If not close the thread now..



---Welcome to the 2013 Ultimate Prostate Colon Inspection #2---

A few years back this forum saw a couple of anal fisting parties where some of the gentleman that were on the receiving end (of the fisting) had very enlarged prostates.

LINKS:
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1595905

This was really really cancer-y so I'm here to bring it back!



THE RULES AND HOW IT WORKS

NEW RULE:
Your ass is valid for 3 hours only. If u comment saying u are next and have not uploaded pics or have any lube then someone else is free to get reamed in the ass with a fisting glove.

FYI KY liquid lube is being used. Please note that if you use Vaseline for your fist condom it will break it and get your fingers pregnant. Use virgin blood as lube if you want to eat the remnants afterwards (the blood really brings up the taste of crusty dried up shit!).

I have attached a GP5 file that is the first part of the Fisting Sessions Official Soundtrack .
Whoever wants to write the proceeding riff will comment on the thread and then write and upload the work they have done (My intro + their addition) This will keep going so it is like (intro + addition + additon etc etc). Please focus on the fisting tho since thats the whole reason of this.

Just remember to COMMENT BEFORE YOU POST

- GP5 ONLY! (GP6 Can open GP5 files just export as GP5)
- Insert Markers with your name to indicate the writer has changed (Shift + Ins)
- Do not add tracks, people have different computers to you and guitar pro can be terrible. (EDIT: Feel free to add as many tracks you need, unless you can do with the F10 thing)
- Noobs need not apply if this seems like to much please gtfo
- F10 everything! do not change tracks instruments or tunings, use F10!!!! (EDIT: Feel free to use add more tunings, just keeo in mind GP5 goes nuts when it has over 15 tracks methinks)

Make it good guys, it's been a few years so we can smash the last one (in the ass obv.)!

Lemme know if this is banworthy lol, I'll edit everything out.
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:07 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:38 PM   #3
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No but srsly this is supposed to be a real collab

EDIT: Read the OP for the rules. I added a few edits since the previous collab starter added some really stupid rules lol
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:29 PM   #4
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hey ometh
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:44 PM   #5
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hey ometh

Cheesy knows whats up...
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:59 PM   #6
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Dibs

Edit: Ometh more like Omelette amirite
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Old 04-07-2013, 05:22 PM   #7
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Dibs!

And done!
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Old 04-07-2013, 07:39 PM   #8
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I'm going next.

And I'm adding tracks, fuck you
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Old 04-07-2013, 08:22 PM   #9
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I didn't even read the rules, I just pasted them from the previous thread. Really fucking dumb rules if you ask me: you guys know your shit, just have some common sense and we'll do just fine.
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Old 04-07-2013, 08:47 PM   #10
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Yeah, I figured you didn't read them. I agree, they are pretty silly.

Done.
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Old 04-08-2013, 08:04 PM   #11
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Dibs

Edit: Ometh more like Boba Fett amirite
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Old 04-09-2013, 06:00 AM   #12
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Dibs.


Got some free time nao.
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Old 04-09-2013, 06:12 AM   #13
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Actually, not dibs, I'm busy
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Old 04-12-2013, 03:51 PM   #14
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im next

EDIT: Got bored midway so the drums ended up crappy lol.
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Old 04-13-2013, 06:28 AM   #15
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im next

EDIT: Got bored midway so the drums ended up crappy lol.


Pretty pretty, Ometh!
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Old 04-17-2013, 02:33 PM   #16
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I'd like this to carry on.
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Old 04-17-2013, 02:41 PM   #17
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next

done

EDIT: lol i posted on zip folder, maybe theres no need lets see

there isn't, my bad

I like how this collab isn't a full on troll collab, it just gets barely derailed every so often
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Old 04-18-2013, 07:13 PM   #18
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hello.
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Old 04-18-2013, 08:24 PM   #19
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dibs

edit: Ometh more like Wobbuffet amirite
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:20 AM   #20
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hello.

Holy crap that was awesome.
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