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Breast 40 59.70%
Bottle 17 25.37%
Dont Know 10 14.93%
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:14 PM   #21
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No, hate to say it, my nemesis...but you did NOT turn out "fine".

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Breast.

Because breasts are awesome, and breast milk is therefore that much more awesome.

You're correct, I turned out "great".
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:15 PM   #22
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How the hell hasn't this turned into a gay marriage debate yet?

Turn it into one now!
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:17 PM   #23
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I've heard that kids who weren't breast fed are 93% more likely to become pedophiles.
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:17 PM   #24
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I've heard that kids who weren't breast fed are 93% more likely to become pedophiles.

Make that 100%
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:21 PM   #25
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Breast. I volunteered at a daycare years ago and found a pamphlet talking about how formula is pretty much nothing but terrible for a baby.
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:23 PM   #26
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Breast. We took turns and swapped as times were hard
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:26 PM   #27
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You know, considering what the modern day mum eats, burgers, chips, cheetos, coca cola diet light, diet pills, all the fukin skin products that the skin absorbs etc... I'm not sure if I'd choose to drink from her tits or try that formula. I'd probably drink from the bottle and then just suck on her titties for fun.
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:45 PM   #28
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You're correct, I turned out "great".

Yeah, a great disappointment.

Walked right into that one.
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:58 PM   #29
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Yeah, a great disappointment.

Walked right into that one.

A great disappointment for those who wanted to see me fail yeah. Because I am excellent.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:00 PM   #30
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oh yeah, an addition on my previous post, I was bottle fed and I am autistic and deaf.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:02 PM   #31
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A great disappointment for those who wanted to see me fail yeah. Because I am excellent.

You're narcissistic is what you are.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:14 PM   #32
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You're narcissistic is what you are.

But at least I excel at being narcissistic too.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:18 PM   #33
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Breast, my mother reminds me once in awhile just to bug me.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:29 PM   #34
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Breast, my mother reminds me once in awhile just to bug me.

"Hey, remember when you used to suck my tits?" That sounds like a terrible thing to bug your child with.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:38 PM   #35
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Old 04-18-2013, 08:09 PM   #36
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How the hell hasn't this turned into a gay marriage debate yet?

Turn it into one now!

Surely you mean a gay adoption debate.

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