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I'd use a pad. 20 26.67%
I'd use a tampon. 36 48.00%
I'd seek alternative methods. 19 25.33%
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:48 AM   #21
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Tampons.

Why let everything drip out then be picked up versus being picked up at the source preventing a nasty mess?


Pads are stupid and should be obliterated like I obliterate uterus.
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:48 AM   #22
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i can describe it in great detail if you want




Could you do it by drawing pictures? Im a visual learner.
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:50 AM   #23
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If I was a female I would seek other means. I'd imagine swimming in a highly chlorinated pool would be helpful. Or I'd play dead while sitting in a hot tub of bloddy water and surprise people when they think I'm dead.
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:50 AM   #24
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Tampons.

Why let everything drip out then be picked up versus being picked up at the source preventing a nasty mess?


Pads are stupid and should be obliterated like I obliterate uterus.

Yea but think about how not suited those are to go into a human body. There would be friction and shit.


Period descriptions have ceased to phase me. I will instigate them to unnerve other men now.
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:56 AM   #25
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I have to use pads, because my body disagrees with tampons
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:59 AM   #26
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i can describe it in great detail if you want

Im listening.
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:59 AM   #27
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Could you do it by drawing pictures? Im a visual learner.

I suck at drawing, but sure why not

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Yea but think about how not suited those are to go into a human body. There would be friction and shit.


Period description have ceased to phase me. I will instigate them to unnerve other men now.

this makes me so happy
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:03 PM   #28
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god damn it ts, im trying to eat
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god damn it ts, im trying to eat

Period blood is more of a thick fleshy like substance. You can easily fry it up with some eggs if you want
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:05 PM   #30
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Aren't pads basically pussy diapers?

Vagina diapers?
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:07 PM   #31
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I am a huge supporter of the pads, helps me figure out whether the girl has PMS or not before I try to take off her panties.
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:14 PM   #32
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Was just thinking that. I don't know if it's that high though.
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:28 PM   #33
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Or I'd play dead while sitting in a hot tub of bloody water and surprise people when they think I'm dead.




SURPRISE! (looks down at blood) That? No it's just my pussy blood lol.
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:29 PM   #34
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OH GOD NO



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Was just thinking that. I don't know if it's that high though.


Yeah probably more like around 80%
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Yeah probably more like around 80%

No way, one in five? I would think more like one in twenty.
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:35 PM   #36
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I'd just stick a couple of leaches up there. I mean it's a win-win the leaches get fed and I wouldn't have to worry about disposing of them afterwards.
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:36 PM   #37
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I had a haemorrhoid once that burst while having some particularly forceful diarrhoea (from food poisoning). I figured that sensation I felt over the course of those few days is pretty close to what women feel every month. Or maybe my sisters and mother have just been feminazi-style trolling me by exaggerating their experiences.

Tampons in that instance would've been more effective, pads I'd just end up having to wipe up the mess a lot.
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lol don't worry it's not as graphic as i intended to make it because I can't draw

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Old 04-24-2013, 12:36 PM   #39
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You are now aware that in some porno, somewhere, there is a guy who's put a tampon up his urethra and gotten pleasure from it.
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lol don't worry it's not as graphic as i intended to make it because I can't draw




ok, so maybe my experience wasn't too far off then.
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