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View Poll Results: Tampon or Pad?
I'd use a pad. 20 26.67%
I'd use a tampon. 36 48.00%
I'd seek alternative methods. 19 25.33%
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:08 PM   #61
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I forgot to put nausea, digestive system acting up etc. maybe I'll draw a new one later

Also I put the Nutella thing in because that's how a lot of girls feel but I personally lose my appetite and can't eat much at all -> lose 4-5 pounds

thanks for backing me up toni hehe

Chocolate cravings are actually due to the body craving magnesium to help ease the muscle cramps. I always just want to sleep a lot. Be a cat and sleep a lot.
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:09 PM   #62
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I don't know if this will sound offensive but holy shit I'm glad I'm a man.
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:54 PM   #63
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'Cause every guy wants to know the chick he's giving oral to has a tampon in, right?



Hey what's this? You have a white pube, will I pull it out?
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:57 PM   #64
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Freeball it, the blood dripping down my leg would only show my femininity and tell all the other ladies that I'm an alpha-female.
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Old 04-24-2013, 04:02 PM   #65
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I'd find alternative methods, because there have to be better solutions than a cotton dildo and an insulator.
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Old 04-24-2013, 04:05 PM   #66
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I'd find alternative methods, because there have to be better solutions than a cotton dildo and an insulator.

Only if you count anorexia or a plastic bowl in your vagina better alternatives.
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Old 04-24-2013, 04:34 PM   #67
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Only if you count anorexia or a plastic bowl in your vagina better alternatives.

I do. I absolutely do.
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Old 04-24-2013, 04:37 PM   #68
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lol don't worry it's not as graphic as i intended to make it because I can't draw

This is the best thing ever
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Old 04-24-2013, 05:24 PM   #69
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I'd roll my own..
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Old 04-24-2013, 05:34 PM   #70
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Chocolate cravings are actually due to the body craving magnesium to help ease the muscle cramps. I always just want to sleep a lot. Be a cat and sleep a lot.

Interesting. My girlfriend always needs chocolate when she's on her period.
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:18 PM   #71
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tampons, because you can still receive oral sex with a clean tampon in

But what if the string tickles my chin and then I sneeze on her vagina.
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:27 PM   #72
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Freeball it, the blood dripping down my leg would only show my femininity and tell all the other ladies that I'm an alpha-female.




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Well no one answered my very serious balls question. I would personally have an equal number of both, and wear boxers only in the house. Seems like too much fabric for certain pants. Of course this is assuming codpiece metal contains too much mercury for a healthy prostate.


I assume the pad would keep slipping outta your boxers. Or, do you mean you would use both a tampon AND a pad. This guy knows.

Tampons would be way more fun, like an adventure, and they seem more edgy, almost scandalous. Like getting pounded all day long without anyone knowing it. I think chicks secretly love them, I mean, come on. I'd buy the jumbo size, insert three to ensure non-leakage, grab a box of chocolates, and rent a different Chatum Tating flick each day of my period like a sofa queen. And anyway, pads are boring and I just can't imagine walking around with a squishy sponge in my pants all day long. That's just plain wrong.
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:41 PM   #73
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Old 04-25-2013, 02:54 PM   #74
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Interesting. My girlfriend always needs chocolate when she's on her period.


Now you know why.

I just realized that even when you sleep the tampon continues to work its magic. Its in there 24/7 for like a week, right? Thats the gift that keeps on giving. Seven straight days.

I'd call mine Tampron Jeremy (if I had to)
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Old 04-25-2013, 02:54 PM   #75
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my gf and i agree tampons are the way to go, plug that shit up rather than let it drip all over your ass.
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Old 04-25-2013, 03:03 PM   #76
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Now you know why.

I just realized that even when you sleep the tampon continues to work its magic. Its in there 24/7 for like a week, right? Thats the gift that keeps on giving. Seven straight days.

I'd call mine Tampron Jeremy (if I had to)

I would assume it would need changed out at least once depending on how long the period lasts.
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Old 04-25-2013, 03:05 PM   #77
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Now you know why.

I just realized that even when you sleep the tampon continues to work its magic. Its in there 24/7 for like a week, right? Thats the gift that keeps on giving. Seven straight days.

I'd call mine Tampron Jeremy (if I had to)

Yeah that's not how they work... .
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Old 04-25-2013, 04:36 PM   #78
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Tampons are less messy. Hate the cardboard ones though. Like the ones you get outta' the bathroom dispenser or something. Not worth it.
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Old 04-25-2013, 04:38 PM   #79
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Old 04-25-2013, 04:54 PM   #80
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Guitarxo's picture is amazing.

I feel extremely grateful that I am a male.
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