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Old 04-24-2013, 03:18 PM   #1
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Glasgow is number 1!! In violence.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla...w-west-22276018

You hear that London? We're number one. Yeah. Croydon can suck mah boaby. Number 2. How do you like us now, ya posh wankers?

You come up our neighbourhood we goan burst ye and pump ya silly.
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:21 PM   #2
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That's just the UK though.
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:24 PM   #3
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:24 PM   #4
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Croydon's 15th least in the entire of England and Wales with a score of 3.931. Noobs. From looking at the map, York's between 1.3 and 1.75.
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:25 PM   #5
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:25 PM   #6
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Luckily I only ever go to Paisley or Renfrew when I'm in that neck of the woods. Saying that though, Paisley and Renfrew are to Glasgow what Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy are to Ted Bundy in the episode of South Park with Satan's sweet 16th party.
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:25 PM   #7
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:26 PM   #8
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:44 PM   #9
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Pepper fk off with your pseudo Scottish bollocks. Never forget your a foreigner, and would get your cvnt kicked in if you opened your gob any night of the week

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Old 04-24-2013, 03:47 PM   #10
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:47 PM   #11
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Cos of all the fenians!

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Old 04-24-2013, 03:58 PM   #12
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Oh my goodness, 2.7 homicides per 100,000 that's adorable. And we have twice as many overall suicides than homicides by gun, so what now? You definitely beat australia though, where there are only 1.8 murders per 100,000 (sissies).

Check out our sex offenders too.

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Old 04-24-2013, 04:01 PM   #13
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Pepper fk off with your pseudo Scottish bollocks. Never forget your a foreigner, and would get your cvnt kicked in if you opened your gob any night of the week

Love From Scotland


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Old 04-24-2013, 04:04 PM   #14
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Old 04-24-2013, 04:07 PM   #15
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Cos of all the fenians!

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Were up to knees in fenian blood
surrender or youll die!



Glaswegians are actually the friendliest folk around.

Youll get stabbed, but then get directions to the hospital.
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Old 04-24-2013, 04:28 PM   #16
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Hey we're only 5th worst! That's not so bad


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Oh my goodness, 2.7 homicides per 100,000 that's adorable. And we have twice as many overall suicides than homicides by gun, so what now? You definitely beat australia though, where there are only 1.8 murders per 100,000 (sissies).

Check out our sex offenders too.

Is there a doctor in the house who treats being served? Because I think you just got.

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Old 04-24-2013, 05:35 PM   #17
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So they're wasting money on things we already knew.

Next up they'll conduct a study to find out whether water is wet.
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Old 04-24-2013, 05:36 PM   #18
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But why are you proud of that, Phil? Why?
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Old 04-24-2013, 05:55 PM   #19
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Finally glasgow has achieved something , cute really.
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:00 PM   #20
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