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Old 04-25-2013, 09:20 AM   #61
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I'm pretty sure Glasgow's also supposed to be one of the friendliest cities in the world as well.
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:21 AM   #62
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:52 AM   #64
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I'm pretty sure Glasgow's also supposed to be one of the friendliest cities in the world as well.

This is simply not true
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Old 04-25-2013, 10:08 AM   #65
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Does the horrible vowel-raping that is the Glasweigian accent count as a violent crime?


Also, after viewing Glasgow crime stats: amateurs..
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Old 04-25-2013, 10:27 AM   #66
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:28 PM   #67
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Yeah some proper twats here, decent people are hard to come by.

And I prefer the south accents to the accents here, its kinda strange our accents up here. Its like a mix of Welsh and Scouse because we're so close to Liverpool.

Anyone know what accents are like in Bangor by any chance, think I met some people from there and their accents were just the best.
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:37 PM   #68
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What do they define as violence in that survey? Muggings and paddyswappings?

If by violence it means fist fights, bar room brawls, and sword fights (nohomo err.. even ifhomo mebbe), that'd be pretty cool. All worthy of a chest pump from the world, probably.

Or are they more than likely referring to heinous types of shit that would make even Syria shiver?

Like way too many patricides wouldn't be all that elevating to Scotland, i'm thnking. And I can imagine some other creepy crimes one probably wouldn't want to fist pump ones mother about.

Either way, nice job bro. I would have guessed Chechnya or Dagistan.

(I made up the word paddyswappings)
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:54 PM   #69
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I'm pretty sure Glasgow's also supposed to be one of the friendliest cities in the world as well.

It is!
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:58 PM   #70
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This is simply not true


Turn's out it was voted that a few years ago.

It really is just a few bad areas that brings Glasgow down. It's one of my favourite cities in the world and in the vast amount of time I've spent in Glasgow I've never once felt unsafe.
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:13 PM   #71
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An old guy came into the shop where I work and loudly proclaimed that it was 'utter bullshit' that we did not sell slippers.
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An old guy came into the shop where I work and loudly proclaimed that it was 'utter bullshit' that we did not sell slippers.
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Old 04-25-2013, 03:17 PM   #73
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Man, Stirling just sucks: we weren't peaceful enough to get mentioned, but we weren't violent enough either! In fact, neither were Edinburgh or Linlithgow...clearly having a castle is the way to avoid being noticed!
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In light of this glorious award, I find this video quite fitting.


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Old 04-25-2013, 05:49 PM   #76
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Search for "Glasgow burd" on certain nefarious websites. First video. That tells you all you need to know about Glasgow.

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Old 04-25-2013, 05:51 PM   #77
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You want to edit the wording of that so that it doesn't say what it says and you don't get banned^
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Old 04-25-2013, 05:59 PM   #78
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Search for "Glasgow burd" on certain nefarious websites. First video. That tells you all you need to know about Glasgow.

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Haha, reminds me a bit of 'Big Fat Ange' from Wigan.
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Haha, reminds me a bit of 'Big Fat Ange' from Wigan.


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