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Old 04-24-2013, 10:46 PM   #1
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Hey pit, with complete reckless abandon, and against my better judgement, help me name my unborn illegitimate son. We got 'till August, before the the little son of a bitch gets here. So let the idiocracy begin.

Personally I like standard Patriotic American names, if it were up to me, I'd name him, General Patton, or Stonewall Jackson, or John Wayne, or the like. But I'll take some advice from some ya' youngster foreign delegates.

Maybe, although entirely un-pit-esque, we will even get a serious response.

I will let you know of the final result.

Maybe even a poll in the future.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:47 PM   #2
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:48 PM   #3
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Then have a girl and name her Kezia, but don't let her get executed in a concept album or anything.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:49 PM   #4
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:49 PM   #5
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:50 PM   #6
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:50 PM   #7
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:51 PM   #8
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:53 PM   #9
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:54 PM   #10
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:55 PM   #11
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Mittens.

Then when people come over you can be all like "let me show you Mittens. Come here, Mittens!!" And everyone will be like "omg he has a kitty! I hope... eh ...oh. A kid."

Real answer: give him a normal name, like a non-jackass parent.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:56 PM   #12
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Where is Whoomit?

Is Whoomit banned?

Should definately be theguitarist, because he's the sexy one right?
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:06 PM   #15
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Real answer: give him a normal name, like a non-jackass parent.

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Old 04-24-2013, 11:09 PM   #16
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:12 AM   #18
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Mittens.

Then when people come over you can be all like "let me show you Mittens. Come here, Mittens!!" And everyone will be like "omg he has a kitty! I hope... eh ...oh. A kid."

Real answer: give him a normal name, like a non-jackass parent.

I thought about doing that, but opposite. Get a dog and name it like Freddie, and then I'd tell new people, "You'll have to ask Freddie if that's alright, first"

Then I'd call for Freddie and a dog would come out.



**** you, it's funny.
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:33 AM   #20
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