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Old 04-25-2013, 01:01 AM   #21
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If I was having a bastard I'd seriously name him Jon Snow.
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:08 AM   #22
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:22 AM   #23
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Aw c'mon man. It's not as bad as this:
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Courage Wolf is quite possibly the greatest name of all time.

His name is Courage, for ****'s sake!

Anyways, OP: Name the little accident "Joshua Garcia".
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Old 04-25-2013, 02:38 AM   #24
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If I was having a bastard I'd seriously name him Jon Snow.


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Old 04-25-2013, 02:45 AM   #25
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I knew a security guard called Courage.

He was a ****.
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Old 04-25-2013, 02:50 AM   #26
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Old 04-25-2013, 02:58 AM   #27
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He will be the coolest kid on the block

Like seriously...the coolest


But if you give a child a fucked up name you really don't deserve to have children
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Old 04-25-2013, 04:09 AM   #28
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Name him one of the following:

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Old 04-25-2013, 04:13 AM   #29
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Old 04-25-2013, 04:30 AM   #30
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Old 04-25-2013, 04:33 AM   #31
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Call him Gaybutt McHomo.

or if it's a girl, Lesley.
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Old 04-25-2013, 06:24 AM   #32
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Old 04-25-2013, 06:31 AM   #33
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Bush would be an amazing first name for a boy.
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Old 04-25-2013, 06:36 AM   #34
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Old 04-25-2013, 06:51 AM   #35
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Old 04-25-2013, 07:13 AM   #36
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Old 04-25-2013, 07:15 AM   #37
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get married so your child doesn't have to live its life as a bastard and suffer through such negative social repercussions as a result of your immoral behavior

wait, are you telling me this isn't the 1950s? Well then...

go to google, google a random name generator, and bam, you got yourself a name
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Old 04-25-2013, 07:41 AM   #38
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Old 04-25-2013, 07:47 AM   #39
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