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Old 04-25-2013, 12:38 PM   #1
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Treatments for mono

So yesterday I went to go see a doctor because I thought I had strep throat, but it turns out I have mono. Does anyone in the pit know of some home remedies or whatever to help treat it?
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:40 PM   #2
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:41 PM   #3
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Already tried it, it didn't work
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:41 PM   #4
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Couldn't you have like asked your doctor when you were there...?
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:44 PM   #5
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:45 PM   #6
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:49 PM   #8
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:51 PM   #9
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My sister went through mono last month. There's nothing you can do except for pain management. It's a virus, you have to let it run its course.
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:52 PM   #10
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Couldn't you have like asked your doctor when you were there...?

This is a glaringly obvious question TS...
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:59 PM   #12
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My sister had it and felt all shitty for like 3 weeks. You can be potentially be still contagious for like a year though, before and after symptoms show and disappear.
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:00 PM   #13
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Couldn't you have like asked your doctor when you were there...?

Call me an idiot, but it kind of slipped my mind at the time
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:06 PM   #14
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My sister had it and felt all shitty for like 3 weeks. You can be potentially be still contagious for like a year though, before and after symptoms show and disappear.
3 weeks is one year somewhere
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:08 PM   #15
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Call me an idiot, but it kind of slipped my mind at the time

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Old 04-25-2013, 01:16 PM   #16
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As with any virus you want to get to the root of the problem, which in the case of mono is the spleen. You will want to apply as much blunt force to your spleen as possible, to beat the virus into submission.
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:33 PM   #17
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:38 PM   #18
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I don't recommend this, but I drank heavily through my entire week of having mono. Treated mono like the bitch that it is.

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Old 04-25-2013, 02:36 PM   #20
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