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Old 05-06-2013, 01:40 AM   #1
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Top 5 musical confessions (lol)

My top 5 musical confessions:
5. I have discovered more than a couple artists from Guitar Hero.
4. I've learned how to read music. Four different times.
3. My keyboard is borrowed from my friend's sister.
2. I use Rhymes.com.
1. I can make my guitar talk. The sad part is I talk to it back...

I guess it's kind of pointless, but I thought it was funny ('cause they're all true).

Anyone else got some of these? Lol
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:46 AM   #2
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5. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
4. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
3. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
2. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
1. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:47 AM   #3
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5. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
4. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
3. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
2. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
1. I don't like The Joshua Garcias


BLASPHEMY! TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH THEE!
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:47 AM   #4
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1: I suck at guitar considering how long I've been playing.
2: A very large portion of my music collection is novelty songs and joke bands.
3: I can play over 300 songs from a sum total of 6 bands, and almost nothing else.
4: I hate all hip-hop/rap etc.
5: I don't like a single band that has a female singer/frontman.
EDIT: I numbered the list wrong
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:48 AM   #5
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5. I like The Joshua Garcias
4. I like The Joshua Garcias
3. I like The Joshua Garcias
2. I like The Joshua Garcias
1. I like The Joshua Garcias
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:48 AM   #6
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1: i'm better than you at everything musical
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:49 AM   #7
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5. I like The Joshua Garcias
4. I like The Joshua Garcias
3. I like The Joshua Garcias
2. I like The Joshua Garcias
1. I like The Joshua Garcias


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Old 05-06-2013, 01:52 AM   #8
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BLASPHEMY! TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH THEE!


...****ing anti-christ.
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:52 AM   #9
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...****ing anti-christ.


I love you.
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:53 AM   #10
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1. Musicians suck
2. Music fans suck
3. Talking about music in a context like this sucks
4. TS is a knob
5. Anyone participating sucks
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Old 05-06-2013, 01:54 AM   #11
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I'm sorry.

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Old 05-06-2013, 01:56 AM   #12
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:12 AM   #13
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:17 AM   #14
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I don't even know how to play guitar and I've been here seven years.
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:21 AM   #15
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1. My musical tastes took a dramatic turn after majoring in music.
2. I used to think I was the shit until I was surrounded by musicians.
3. I became a music major without knowing how to read music.
4. Musicians do not respect guitar players
5. If you don't know theory, I assume you aren't a good musician..its pretty much always right.
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:22 AM   #16
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5. I am The Joshua Garcias
4. I am The Joshua Garcias
3. I am The Joshua Garcias
2. I am The Joshua Garcias
1. I am The Joshua Garcias
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:34 AM   #17
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1. I prefer real Joshua Garcia over fake Joshua Garcia
2. Phish rocks
3. Moe. rocks
4. Umph rocks
5. ????
6. profit
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:36 AM   #18
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5. I love The Joshua Garcias
4. I love The Joshua Garcias
3. I love The Joshua Garcias
2. I love The Joshua Garcias
1. I love The Joshua Garcias
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:39 AM   #19
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5. I am more arrogant than I should be with music in general.
4. If you play out of tune, I think you're a shitty musician.
3. If you don't know basic theory/meter, why the **** are you calling yourself a musician?
2. I cannot stand "simple" music. IE Blink-182
1. I keep a list of anyone who asks me, "Well, what happens if you don't 'make it'?"
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Old 05-06-2013, 02:44 AM   #20
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1. I prefer real Joshua Garcia over fake Joshua Garcia
2. Phish rocks
3. Moe. rocks
4. Umph rocks
5. ????
6. profit



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