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Old 05-21-2013, 12:52 AM   #1
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happy Birthday Horsedick.MPEG

I got you Craig Robinson's ICY GLARE

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Old 05-21-2013, 12:53 AM   #2
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I got you a horsedick but it's too big to fit in this thread.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:56 AM   #3
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I got you a horsedeck.jpeg
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And tell, how come you became idiot enough

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Old 05-21-2013, 12:58 AM   #4
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it's your birthday? this is so exciting! *claps hands*

happy birthday dude
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We're all the best except for Ali.

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:02 AM   #5
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卐 happy birthday dude 卐
卐 i got you a box of chocolates 卐
卐 like reeses and stuff 卐
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:07 AM   #6
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Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.
Originally Posted by Bladez22
Josh gives me a no reason boner

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:09 AM   #7
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I'd wish you happy birthday but male birthdays are constructed by the patriarchy to "put women in their place"

Originally Posted by CoreysMonster
I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:15 AM   #8
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i gave you herpes

sorry about that
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:16 AM   #9
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happy birthday, matheson
Originally Posted by raoooos
slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:18 AM   #10
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oooh shit!

This is gonna be a bitchin party like no other, I can feel it!

And it feels good

I got you the worlds longest limo

for all the white bitches you're gonna need to transport
It's over simplified, So what!
context is irrelevant
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:19 AM   #11
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i got you my presence

best i can do, sorry
'And so he asked his disciples, "The lessons started at midday, is it I who is belated? Let me tell you this, my brethren, it is not I who is behind schedule, for I have already graduated".'

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:25 AM   #12
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Happy birthday, man. I got you the letter ---> y
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:34 AM   #13
all she needed was some
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Happy birthday! I got you a horse, who is also a dick.

my e-wife

a stupid scrapbook for my music
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:39 AM   #14
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I will steal you a loli from Momie's loli stable. Take your pick. Happy birthday you filthy lolicon
My name is Sestra!
She/her pronouns please!
And if you call me by my username I'll bite your dick off.
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I'll suck your dick
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"Everything sucks" - GuitarGod_92, 2014

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:50 AM   #15
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Happy birthday bby
All hail the ostrich.

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:57 AM   #16
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omg hpy bd!

I got you JB lookin like a fool
we b all just sqids in de pond bb
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:59 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Joshua Garcia
Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.

Not firm enough:


Now that's a firm white booty

I appreciate the love guys
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Originally Posted by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Originally Posted by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.

Stalk Me

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Old 05-21-2013, 02:19 AM   #18
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Happy bday dooder!

I got you a cucumber

and some Crisco

You can just do whatever you want with that.
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:21 AM   #19
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I got you Jessica Nigiri you have to buy your own tentacle monster though.


Edited because picture is gigantic.
BTMAM was never relevant
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@everything lb has ever said
Wtf is wrong with you

Originally Posted by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.

Originally Posted by Andrea55
I wish you luck for having to endure those yellow little cocks

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Old 05-21-2013, 02:26 AM   #20
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Happy birthday, you gargantuan dick of a man.
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