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Old 05-21-2013, 12:52 AM   #1
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happy Birthday Horsedick.MPEG

I got you Craig Robinson's ICY GLARE


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lmao putting a 9v on yr ladybits thats just another ep of "tossing larry's salad" waitin to happen

Banging ur mum
I killed the chat thread again.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:53 AM   #2
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I got you a horsedick but it's too big to fit in this thread.
Too many thoughts

Not enough action

Too much action

Not enough thoughts
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:56 AM   #3
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I got you a horsedeck.jpeg
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And tell, how come you became idiot enough

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brot pls
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:58 AM   #4
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it's your birthday? this is so exciting! *claps hands*

happy birthday dude
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We're all the best except for Ali.

Originally Posted by deadsmileyface
yeah russia is pretty shit

Originally Posted by Veronicuh
This is extremely serious.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:02 AM   #5
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卐 happy birthday dude 卐
卐 i got you a box of chocolates 卐
卐 like reeses and stuff 卐
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:07 AM   #6
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Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.
Originally Posted by FireFromTheVoid
Australia probably would change my life

Most likely change it from living to dead
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:09 AM   #7
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I'd wish you happy birthday but male birthdays are constructed by the patriarchy to "put women in their place"

Originally Posted by CoreysMonster
I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Originally Posted by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:15 AM   #8
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i gave you herpes

sorry about that
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Originally Posted by Ian_the_fox
Hey man believe it or not I got other things in life to do aside from trolling assburger kids yaknow?

No you don't

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:16 AM   #9
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happy birthday, matheson
Originally Posted by raoooos
slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:18 AM   #10
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oooh shit!

This is gonna be a bitchin party like no other, I can feel it!

And it feels good

I got you the worlds longest limo

for all the white bitches you're gonna need to transport
It's over simplified, So what!
context is irrelevant
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:19 AM   #11
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i got you my presence

best i can do, sorry
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:25 AM   #12
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Happy birthday, man. I got you the letter ---> y
Originally Posted by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:34 AM   #13
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Happy birthday! I got you a horse, who is also a dick.

my e-wife

a hip-hop project
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:39 AM   #14
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I will steal you a loli from Momie's loli stable. Take your pick. Happy birthday you filthy lolicon
My name is Sestra!
She/her pronouns please!
And if you call me by my username I'll bite your dick off.
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I'll suck your dick

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:50 AM   #15
Ronald Weasley...
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Happy birthday bby
Whoever reads this in Snape's voice gives 10 points to Slytherin.

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:57 AM   #16
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omg hpy bd!

I got you JB lookin like a fool
we b all just sqids in de pond bb
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:59 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Joshua Garcia
Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.

Not firm enough:


Now that's a firm white booty

I appreciate the love guys
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Originally Posted by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Originally Posted by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.

Stalk Me


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Old 05-21-2013, 02:19 AM   #18
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Happy bday dooder!

I got you a cucumber

and some Crisco

You can just do whatever you want with that.
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:21 AM   #19
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I got you Jessica Nigiri you have to buy your own tentacle monster though.


Edited because picture is gigantic.
BTMAM was never relevant
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@everything lb has ever said

Wtf is wrong with you

Originally Posted by lolmnt
everypony calm down!

Originally Posted by Bladez22
numa, if I grow boobs and cat ears in the night, I'll let you know

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Old 05-21-2013, 02:26 AM   #20
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Happy birthday, you gargantuan dick of a man.
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