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Old 05-21-2013, 12:52 AM   #1
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I got you Craig Robinson's ICY GLARE

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Old 05-21-2013, 12:53 AM   #2
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I got you a horsedick but it's too big to fit in this thread.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:56 AM   #3
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:58 AM   #4
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it's your birthday? this is so exciting! *claps hands*



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Old 05-21-2013, 01:02 AM   #5
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卐 happy birthday dude 卐
卐 i got you a box of chocolates 卐
卐 like reeses and stuff 卐
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:07 AM   #6
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Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:09 AM   #7
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I'd wish you happy birthday but male birthdays are constructed by the patriarchy to "put women in their place"
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:15 AM   #8
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i gave you herpes

sorry about that
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:16 AM   #9
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happy birthday, matheson
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:18 AM   #10
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oooh shit!


This is gonna be a bitchin party like no other, I can feel it!

And it feels good


I got you the worlds longest limo


for all the white bitches you're gonna need to transport
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:19 AM   #11
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i got you my presence


best i can do, sorry
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:25 AM   #12
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Happy birthday, man. I got you the letter ---> y
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:34 AM   #13
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Happy birthday! I got you a horse, who is also a dick.

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:39 AM   #14
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I will steal you a loli from Momie's loli stable. Take your pick. Happy birthday you filthy lolicon
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:50 AM   #15
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Happy birthday bby
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:57 AM   #16
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omg hpy bd!

I got you JB lookin like a fool
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:59 AM   #17
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Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.
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Not firm enough:

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Now that's a firm white booty

I appreciate the love guys
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:19 AM   #18
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Happy bday dooder!

I got you a cucumber


and some Crisco


You can just do whatever you want with that.
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:21 AM   #19
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I got you Jessica Nigiri you have to buy your own tentacle monster though.

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Edited because picture is gigantic.
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:26 AM   #20
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Happy birthday, you gargantuan dick of a man.
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