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Old 07-02-2013, 04:01 PM   #1
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Some Things I Don't Understand

Welcome to a thread bashing the stupidity of fans of the modern music SCENE.

SCENE...get it...

Some things that I don't understand:

(1) I've never understood the point of guys wearing skinny jeans and still having their boxers show while they stand up. Doesn't that defeat the purpose? They could save alot of money and just buy jeans 3 sizes too big at Walmart to achieve the same effect.

(2) I've never understood the point of white guys wearing hats backwards. Your not in a gang, get over it. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of it being a kepi to provide shade to the face? I can understand if they want to shade their neck. If they want to shade their neck they should upgrade from kepi to sun hat. They could save alot of money by just buying a straw hat from Farm and Fleet to achieve the same effect.

(3) I've never understood the point of guys wearing skinny jeans in the summer, and of all colors, usually BLACK. Don't they get so hot when they decide to come outside instead of hiding on the internet all day? Why can't they just convert them into shorts? I do realize that they are expensive and must be washed at least once a week to maintain tightness, but if they got a job then they could afford to convert one to shorts.

(4) I've never understood the point of ear buds. Do you really expect good quality on such small speakers? Oh that's right, it doesn't matter because all you listen to is highly compressed (dynamic range compression) pop frequency response artists with all their autotune that makes it have an acceptable frequency response on the small speakers. Maybe you should expand your musical horizons beyond autotune and highly compressed pop tracks, and upgrade to headphones. Don't tell me that you can't wear headphones because you stretched your ears. If you did your just an idiot and should be put in the pillory for the town to laugh at your stretched ears that you can't fit headphones on.

(5) I've never understood the point of guys with hair extensions. So are you just gay if you feel the need to put in hair extensions?

(6) I've never understood the point of guys with eyeliner. So are you just gay if you feel the need to wear eyeliner?

(7) I've never understood the point of guys with straigtened hair. I understand that it is useful to keep curly hair down, but I think the way you use it is abusing its original purpose. Which its original purpose was just that--it was invented by an African American at the turn of the last century to make afros into straight black hair like whites (of course the original patent had no way to change the temperature other than changing the voltage with a variable resistor and a voltage divider so you had no way of knowing the temperature without using a thermometer and the original patent used an exposed live mains voltage resistance wire coil so if you touched your skin you would electrocute yourself).

(8) I've never understood the point of guys making ****** faces with their straightened hair in pictures uploaded to Facebook, MySpace, YouTube, Instagram, and Tumbler. I don't think they should want any girl who values looks over intelligence, which those selfies are obviously showing a total lack of intelligence and a total lack of maturity.

(9) I've never understood the point of guys wearing flat top shoes. What if you want to run? You should always be ready to run. You never know when your going to have to run for your life. You should wear running shoes at all times.



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Old 07-02-2013, 05:05 PM   #2
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:27 PM   #3
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:33 PM   #4
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Conclusion: Emo doesn't mean what you think it means. Thus continuing the trend of you being one of the most ill-informed posters on this forum.
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:36 PM   #5
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I think the tumblr tard that payed 40 bucks for an "emo is a gang" ring is worse off.
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:40 PM   #6
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even the guys that made that up got fed up of it a loooong time ago..

EDIT: wait, you can't understand why people wear earbuds? that's just so incredibly unrelated to everything else in your post. please elaborate.
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:42 PM   #7
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On your number four- there are some phenomenal in-ears on the market from the likes of Kef, Bowers & Wilkins and AKG. One of those manufacturers created the BBC monitor, the LS35/A, and another has their speakers in Abbey Road and at Skywalker Ranch, and they know a shit-ton more than you about what can do what.
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:43 PM   #8
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Jesus ****ing christ this is the worst thread I've read in a while.

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Old 07-02-2013, 06:46 PM   #9
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I hate people who do anything differently than what I like to do. And emos lol.
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:48 PM   #10
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You're a bad troll and I thought you'd finally gone away after making those shit threads a couple of months ago.
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:50 PM   #11
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Old 07-02-2013, 07:50 PM   #12
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Why do you care?

Exactly. STFU and worry about what you're doing, not others.
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Exactly. STFU and worry about what you're doing, not others.

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Old 07-02-2013, 08:03 PM   #14
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I think the tumblr tard that payed 40 bucks for an "emo is a gang" ring is worse off.

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Old 07-03-2013, 10:08 PM   #17
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there exists legitimate uses for earbuds.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:37 PM   #18
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:25 PM   #19
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Wait what?


check the emo thread.


it's embarrassing.
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