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Old 07-05-2013, 09:56 PM   #1
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Before we get this started, let’s lay out a few of the guidelines to make this run smoothly. As always, all of The Pit rules still apply within this thread. I’ll highlight some of the bigger issue one’s for you:

- NO SPAMMING. If you make a post in this thread, try to make it have a purpose or be in response to someone else’s post. Avoid spewing nonsense or just putting “DICKSDICKSDICKS” a bunch of times. That’s what we’re trying to avoid here.

- NO FLAMING. There’s nothing wrong with debating/arguing with someone, as long as it doesn’t become a personal attack. E.g. “Shut the **** up you cockjuggling thundercunt. You’re a ****ing idiot.” Be respectful of others when dealing with conflicting opinions.

- NO PORNOGRAPHY OR GORE. Obviously you’re not supposed to post these things. Quoting inappropriate pictures that others have posted is also bad, so don’t do that either. Amendment 4/26: anybody encouraging the posting of gore or pornography will be treated as if they posted it themselves, and will receive the same punishment as the original poster.

- NO QUOTING ADBOTS. If an adbot makes a post, don’t quote any of the links. Report it and move on. Maybe make a post indicating that you’ve reported it so that others won’t have to.

- Please don’t use this thread as a substitute for an “ONLY” thread. If you have something to discuss that is better served within one of the topic-dedicated threads, it’s best to go to that thread directly (a comprehensive list of ‘’ONLY’’ threads can be found here or via the searchbar). That’s not to say that any discussion relating to these topics are prohibited from this thread, but try and keep it to a minimum. Thank you.


There are SOOOOO many rules! What CAN I use this thread for?

Well, to chat, quite simply. This is sort of a way to filter out the off-topic chat within the "ONLY" threads, the hugging thread, etc. If you wanted to post about a personal matter of marginal importance, you can post in here and discuss it rather than making a new thread about it. If you wanted to inform people that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning, then go right ahead. You found $20 on the street? Awesome dude! That kicks ass! What'd you spend it on? Oh, I bought some recording software with it, check out this song I just wrote: *link*


Now that all of that silly regulation stuff is out of the way, let’s get this started!



Yeah... don't be dickheads, or lolmintz will ban you n shit.
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #2
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #3
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #4
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>step off the plane and smell nothing but body odor and rotten fish
>ugly bitch walks up and asks if I want sum fuk
>before I can decline she unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick in the customs line
>jagged yellow teeth cut into my flacid penis
>she says she doesnt really like the taste of blood so she pulls out a bottle of Worcester sauce on covers my dick with it
>stings like a mad ****
>I manage to get her off me and my dick has fallen off
>go to the hospital to get it reattached
>wait for three days because socialism
>drunk Pakistani surgeon attaches a huge black penis upsidedown and backwards
>I'm listening to Les Rallizes Dénudés on my iPod
>mfw the asian sitting next to me thinks it's the Arctic Monkeys
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #5
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #6
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #7
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gg bryce

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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #8
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #9
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #10
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:58 PM   #11
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:58 PM   #12
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I think we should leave post 40k1 for that huge img Trowzaa posted...


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Old 07-05-2013, 09:58 PM   #13
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This is my first and probably last post in the chat thread.

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Old 07-05-2013, 09:58 PM   #14
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yay i finally got a first page post in one of these threads

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Old 07-05-2013, 09:58 PM   #15
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aww dirge hurt your feeling so you deleted his last post in the chat thread? :,(
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:59 PM   #16
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:59 PM   #17
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:59 PM   #18
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:59 PM   #19
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This is my first and probably last post in the chat thread.

I'm sorry for being anitsocial I really am

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Old 07-05-2013, 09:59 PM   #20
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been refreshing like mad

yay i finally got a first page post in one of these threads



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ive barely been checking the pit and i got first
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