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Old 07-10-2013, 01:15 PM   #41
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u cheeky fkin kunt m8 ill fkin wrek u m8 i fkin swer on my mums lyf m8
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Old 07-10-2013, 01:32 PM   #42
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u cheeky fkin kunt m8 ill fkin wrek u m8 i fkin swer on my mums lyf m8

oi m8 y dnt u sy dat 2 me face m8 instd of fkin ur kybord tw4t
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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Old 07-10-2013, 01:34 PM   #43
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Old 07-11-2013, 03:35 AM   #44
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:29 AM   #45
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Peter Siddle man of the match



For bowling above average? lolnah
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Old 07-11-2013, 05:00 AM   #46
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Above average is better than what any of you Brits have done so far.
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Old 07-11-2013, 05:19 AM   #47
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We haven't bowled half the time you did and nearly have half your line up out.

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For bowling above average? lolnah



Plus he's one you.

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Old 07-11-2013, 05:21 AM   #48
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Yeah the pommy bowlers get no credit, our batsmen get themselves out
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Old 07-11-2013, 05:27 AM   #49
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Plus he's one you.



You what son?

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Yeah the pommy bowlers get no credit, our batsmen get themselves out



And the English didn't do the same?
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Old 07-11-2013, 05:31 AM   #50
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You what son?


That was for dann_blood who called you English, when it says your from Melbourne.

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And the English didn't do the same?


I always thought that this was going to be about bowling more than batting anyway.

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Old 07-11-2013, 05:35 AM   #51
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Old 07-11-2013, 05:51 AM   #53
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And the English didn't do the same?

I didn't mention the English did I
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Dann said Siddle deserved man of the match, I was using your argument as my argument against that.

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It's no wonder you haven't been lynched.

Yeah. I mean, he walks around working class Melbourne suburbs with his tea and crumpets and top hat and monocle and everything.

The Australian Defence League is coming for you, Jambi!
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Old 07-11-2013, 06:37 AM   #57
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113-6 Much better than us.

114-7 lol Australia.

This is getting silly.

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