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Old 07-15-2013, 07:52 PM   #1
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What did you learn today?

I learnt the difference between sex (not sexuality) and gender. Did you learn a thing?
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Old 07-15-2013, 07:53 PM   #2
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Old 07-15-2013, 07:53 PM   #3
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Did you learn a thing?


I did not.
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Old 07-15-2013, 07:58 PM   #4
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:00 PM   #5
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:01 PM   #6
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I learned that Whose Line comes back tomorrow and that Avenged has a new single and a new album soon.

And I remembered how good it feels to be pissed off. That's a rarity for me. Scumbag co-workers being lazy pushed me over the edge.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:12 PM   #7
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:32 PM   #8
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I learned that I don't like French Toast after going through all the trouble of making it.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:33 PM   #9
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I learned that I don't like French Toast after going through all the trouble of making it.


What the ****
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:33 PM   #10
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I learned that people need to be people in order for people to pee.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:34 PM   #11
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And I remembered how good it feels to be pissed off. That's a rarity for me. Scumbag co-workers being lazy pushed me over the edge.

I learned being pissed off feels good to some people.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:34 PM   #12
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What the ****

To be fair I had it coming. Haven't had it in a decade and I don't like pancakes anymore too. Some stuff you just like as a kid and dislike as a grown up.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:35 PM   #13
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I learned being pissed off feels good to some people.

I can probably count on one hand the times I've been noticeably angry in the past year.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:37 PM   #14
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I can probably count on one hand the times I've been noticeably angry in the past year.

Noticeably as in you let people know, or noticeably that those were the only times you felt angry?
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:38 PM   #15
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Noticeably as in you let people know, or noticeably that those were the only times you felt angry?

Noticeably like, being short with someone in conversation or looking upset or something.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:49 PM   #16
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Noticeably like, being short with someone in conversation or looking upset or something.

Oh, I'm usually like that even when I'm not angry. When I'm angry I make that one comment that makes people want to tear their faces off.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:55 PM   #17
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Noticeably like, being short with someone in conversation or looking upset or something.

Wow, you must have a lot of self control. I do this all the time lol
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:56 PM   #18
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Wow, you must have a lot of self control. I do this all the time lol

We are soooo alike.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:57 PM   #19
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We are soooo alike.

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Old 07-15-2013, 08:58 PM   #20
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People think I'm always pissed or high. I rarely actually get noticeably upset outside of my family though.

Also I learned there's poop on shopping carts.

http://www.cracked.com/article_2048...ou-to-know.html
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