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Old 07-15-2013, 08:43 PM   #1
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Do you ever take off your clothes

on the toilet? It's really great. The freedom! All the cold porcelain touching your naked skin. You should try it. It's a much better experience.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:45 PM   #2
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I hate sitting down naked. Makes me feel fat.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:45 PM   #3
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Depends how warm it is. Sometimes I treat myself and sit there for half an hour.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:46 PM   #4
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I use to do it a lot but it was more a fear of losing control of my bowels and dirtying my clothes.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:46 PM   #5
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I hate sitting down naked. Makes me feel fat.

No one is judging you when you're alone on your porcelain throne.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:47 PM   #6
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Feels good man. Bathroom time is best time
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:47 PM   #7
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If I know I'm squeezing a fat one out I take my shirt off.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:48 PM   #8
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If I know I'm squeezing a fat one out I take my shirt off.

Yeah, I'm sure you do. Nothing better than kneading out the brown sugar in the nude.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:50 PM   #9
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I used to when I was younger. Now I kind of only do it before taking a shower. But needing to do it before a shower is kind of rare.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:54 PM   #10
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I never take my clothes off. Ever.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:55 PM   #11
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I'm not a fan. I like being naked plenty of other times but not then.
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:57 PM   #12
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I never take my clothes off. Ever.

I bet you do take them off, with a body lilke yours.

I'm sorry that sounded way creepier than I intended. It was meant as a compliment, not as some cheap flirt. You're far too clever to fall for those.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:00 PM   #13
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yeah sometimes it gets pretty heated that's when everything comes off
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:04 PM   #14
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Well...depends. Am I having sex or not? Though I don't really have sex on the toilet. I find it uncomfortable.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:04 PM   #15
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Do you ever take off your clothes


What are these 'clothes' you speak of?
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:07 PM   #16
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Only if it's f**king hot or I'm sick an feel f**king hot. It depends on the f**king heat.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:09 PM   #17
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What are these 'clothes' you speak of?

Those things that prevent other people from observing your mantits.

And Crazysam, my nemesis, I don't think you have sex anywhere ever.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:15 PM   #18
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And Crazysam, my nemesis, I don't think you have sex anywhere ever.

Meh. You can think what you want. Doesn't make it true.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:27 PM   #19
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:04 PM   #20
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If I know I'm squeezing a fat one out I take my shirt off.

Shit man, I thought I was the only one who did that. It's the only way to take a serious dump.
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