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Old 08-14-2013, 11:13 AM   #21
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didnt morbid angel just release a marilyn manson cover album

thats crazy insane
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:18 AM   #22
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didnt morbid angel just release a marilyn manson cover album

thats hardcore radikult

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Old 08-14-2013, 11:20 AM   #23
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I heard Ghaal likes dudes. He went to jail alot because he liked torturing people and drinking wine and drawing things all the time in the woods.
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:21 AM   #24
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they also killed a cop!
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:22 AM   #25
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Well if we're considering The Dillinger Escape Plan metal, definitely them. Ben Weinman (the guitarist) especially. Dude shatters his wrist, is told he may never play guitar again, keeps doing what he's doing while his wrist is held together with screws.

"Doing what he's doing" includes hanging by his knees from a lighting frame while playing.
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:25 AM   #26
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I heard Ice T killed a cop once.
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:56 AM   #27
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:00 PM   #28
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I heard Ice T killed a cop once.

He was listening to the new Morbid Angel when he did it too.
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:18 PM   #29
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He was listening to the new Morbid Angel when he did it too.
I fucking died
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:35 PM   #30
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I fucking died

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Old 08-14-2013, 05:16 PM   #31
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I heard there's some band from Canada that has a negro member.
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Old 08-14-2013, 07:49 PM   #32
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I heard that Down had lyrics about marijuana. That's just crazy
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Old 08-14-2013, 07:53 PM   #33
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Mayhem definitely. There's a reason they're called that.
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Old 08-14-2013, 10:59 PM   #34
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10/10, would read again.

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Old 08-14-2013, 11:20 PM   #35
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When I saw Cryptopsy, in the middle of Defenestration, Lord Worm started furiously punching his own balls. I thought it was pretty crazy.
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:38 PM   #36
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I heard Ghaal likes being a lady. He went to alot of lamaze classes because he liked pretending he was a pregnant girl and learning to breathe properly and drawing children all the time in the woods.


Fixed and all that.

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Yeah, I heard Ricky Necrobutcher was found in bed with a neo-nazi also.


They're best in bed. You've seen American History X. Should be American History XXX, amirite ladies?

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I heard there's some band from Canada that has a negro member.


What's even crazier is that he's white. A white guy with a black dick, what a world we live in.

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Mayhem definitely. There's a reason they're called that.


Yeah because the title Dead and Boyzz was already taken, not because they were crazy. Research your facts.

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When I saw Cryptopsy, in the middle of Defenestration, Lord Worm started furiously punching his own balls. I thought it was pretty crazy.


Listen lady, just because you have no testicles to punch doesn't mean the rest of us don't. You're pretty crazy.
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:45 PM   #37
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If we're going for crazy, why not pick the band that actually means "crazy"? Meshuggah is literally Hebrew for "crazy". (It's actually a misspelling of a Yiddish word for "crazy person", but who cares, right?)
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:46 PM   #38
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When I see a male barista, I immediately consider him a hebrew.
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:47 PM   #39
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When I see a male barista, I immediately consider him a hebrew.

That was pretty punny, man.
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Old 08-15-2013, 09:10 AM   #40
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Metallica


I don't have to say another fvcking word.... period.
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