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Old 09-13-2013, 10:34 PM   #1
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Pissing silently.

Is it a beta move, or is it just considerate?
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:36 PM   #2
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Why would you do it unless it was late night and someone might wake up or something?
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:37 PM   #3
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what's pissing silently, like hitting the side of the bowl so it doesn't tinkle as much?
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:37 PM   #4
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I only do it at night. Otherwise I aim straight for the water to assert my dominance over the household.
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:40 PM   #5
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I've always found the sound of the piss hitting the water obnoxious.
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:41 PM   #6
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**** that, pissing in the toilet at all is beta as ****.
Your literally marking your territory as just the toilet.
I piss all over the walls and furniture to ensure my territory as the Alpha male.
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:51 PM   #7
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I only do it at night. Otherwise I aim straight for the water to assert my dominance over the household.

The best dominance would be to wake everyone up to show who's boss.
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:52 PM   #8
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Who the shit does this
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:58 PM   #9
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I find peeing standing up to be sexist
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:58 PM   #10
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The best dominance would be to wake everyone up to show who's boss.


I think he's trying to avoid being rude.

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Old 09-13-2013, 10:59 PM   #11
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I've always found the sound of the piss hitting the water obnoxious.



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Old 09-13-2013, 11:03 PM   #12
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i used to now i just don't give a ****
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:18 PM   #13
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I always piss on the sides above the water, unless I'm really drunk and don't care. I think I started doing it when I learned about UTI's and that freaked me out. Now it's just habit.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:20 PM   #14
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I do it because I'm preparing myself for a scenario where peeing silently is necessary.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:23 PM   #15
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I always silent piss; IDGAF.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:23 PM   #16
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Everyone pees, no need to be shy about it
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:43 PM   #17
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How the **** do you do it without all the water just splashing out and making a mess on and around the toilet? I try and try, but it becomes too messy. Am I just pissing too hard? And how do I stop the piss from hitting the floor in the final part of the piss when you start to run out of energy and your piss stream becomes weaker and doesn't go out as far? That part always ****s me and I end up pissing a bit on the floor.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:46 PM   #18
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I piss silently by aiming for the side. If you hit directly into the water, it's just gonna splash pee water everywhere. Idiots.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:49 PM   #19
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:53 PM   #20
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Pissing? Psssssh.

It's shitting volume that you should be concerned about.
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