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Old 09-13-2013, 11:55 PM   #21
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At night so I dont wake up my wife. I have a long dick so the piss doesn't have to travel so far, so when it does hit the bowl of water it splashes loudly and creates a ruckus.
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:40 AM   #22
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I've always thought it sounded revolting even when I'm doing it, so yeah I hit the bowl.
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:41 AM   #23
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I do it because I'm preparing myself for a scenario where peeing silently is necessary.

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Old 09-14-2013, 01:27 AM   #24
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Its alpha, showing you have superior control over you wang
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Old 09-14-2013, 06:53 AM   #25
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I always piss silently
If you don't like hearing the sound of other people urinating, don't make a racket yourself
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Old 09-14-2013, 07:51 AM   #26
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I always piss silently. Doesn't splash the water everywhere and no obnoxious sounds.
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Old 09-14-2013, 07:55 AM   #27
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I piss silently on people. They get annoyed otherwise.
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Old 09-14-2013, 08:01 AM   #28
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I piss silently because I don't particularly want to be splashed with piss, but you spastics go ahead and 'assert your dominance'.

Real alphas have to piss against the bowl because our superior groin and stomach muscles mean that the piss exist our huge wangs at such a velocity as to vacate the water from the toilet in a magnificent, Pompeii-esque eruption.
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Old 09-14-2013, 08:01 AM   #29
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My piss was so forceful this morning I had to switch to pissing at the side of the bowl to prevent splash back.
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Old 09-14-2013, 08:24 AM   #30
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IReal alphas have to piss against the bowl because our superior groin and stomach muscles mean that the piss exist our huge wangs at such a velocity as to vacate the water from the toilet in a magnificent, Pompeii-esque eruption.

So a cloud of toxic gas?

But yeah silent pissing all the time. I've always disliked the sound of urine hitting the water idk why though.
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Old 09-14-2013, 08:25 AM   #31
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I piss as loud as I can even at night. Sometimes I even wake up my family and make them watch as I piss in and around the toilet bowl and make them clean it up. Anyone who doesn't do this is a beta bitch niqqa
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Old 09-14-2013, 09:01 AM   #32
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Here we go again:

Standing up
Shirt on
Around the back, downward, minutely penetrating wipe
Yellow let it mellow
Quiet at night
Bubbles alright
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Old 09-14-2013, 09:08 AM   #33
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I always piss silently. I hate the sound myself, and frankly I don't want my pee flying everywhere. There are times when I'll piss loud, hitting the water. For example at a bar and the cubicle door won't close, or other such situations.
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Old 09-14-2013, 09:16 AM   #34
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The **** is this, have pua nerds invaded the entire internet?
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:09 AM   #35
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Real men know how to control their piss. So it's indeed an alpha move.
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:11 AM   #36
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I do it because I'm preparing myself for a scenario where peeing silently is necessary.

In a survival situation where you're surrounded by 14 Russian ninjas and the slightest noise may mean your discovery and obvious death, peeing silently would be a useful too.
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