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I would share it with the world regardless of what it said. 33 53.23%
I would not share it with the world regardless of what it said. 11 17.74%
I would only share it if it proved that (deity) DID exist 10 16.13%
I would only share it if it proved that (deity) DID NOT exist 8 12.90%
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:17 PM   #21
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:20 PM   #22
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If it were exactly as described in the OP, then getting everyone to see it would immediately end any problems the world has by people being torn about it.
I think not sharing it is kinda immoral.


I only half read the OP. >_>

Under his scenario, I agree.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:28 PM   #23
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I would leak it anonymously. Although I can guarantee that large numbers of people will dismiss it outright, because funnily enough people don't like to be told that what they base their whole existence on is a lie.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:31 PM   #24
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:41 PM   #25
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Are you saying that you are comparable to a God?
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:43 PM   #26
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:51 PM   #27
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I'd pop open a beer. I find that is the best thing to do in most situations.
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:08 AM   #28
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:08 AM   #29
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If God did exist: i'd be all "**** bro sorry *cue submission*"

If God didn't exist: i'd be all "**** bro ain't no thang"
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:09 AM   #30
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buddha is not a deity, why have i come across so many people who think that

people don't actually worship buddha, do they?
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:22 AM   #31
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:29 AM   #32
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buddha is not a deity, why have i come across so many people who think that

people don't actually worship buddha, do they?

Sort of like how people worship Jesus I guess...
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:31 AM   #33
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^Cept most Christians consider Jesus a form of God/a perfect being or whatever so he is worthy of being worshipped to them. So you are wrong.

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buddha is not a deity, why have i come across so many people who think that

people don't actually worship buddha, do they?

Yeah some people do and they are wrong.

I remember somebody on facebook said something jokey about praying to Buddha that x wouldn't happen or something and I responded saying that Buddha is actually not a God and this random bitch was like "shut the **** up no one cares" and I was like "bitch u a white trash hoe, go play with a rusty hanger" the end

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Old 09-14-2013, 12:37 AM   #34
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:49 AM   #35
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^Cept most Christians consider Jesus a form of God/a perfect being or whatever so he is worthy of being worshipped to them. So you are wrong.

How does that make me wrong? Some people worship buddha as a God/a perfect being or whatever just like some people worship jesus like a God/a perfect being or whatever, even if both aren't. Pretty much both are worthy of being worshipped as gods even though they aren't.
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:51 AM   #36
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I'm not a religious person, so I'd probably just think "oh, cool" and then go back to watching porn.

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buddha is not a deity, why have i come across so many people who think that

people don't actually worship buddha, do they?


I thought there were certain sects that do worship Buddha?
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:53 AM   #37
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How does that make me wrong? Some people worship buddha as a God/a perfect being or whatever just like some people worship jesus like a God/a perfect being or whatever, even if both aren't. Pretty much both are worthy of being worshipped as gods even though they aren't.

Nah you're wrong because Buddhism in general is fairly clear that the Buddha was a normal dude who shouldn't be worshipped while Christianity obviously is in general all about worshipping and submitting to Jesu Cristo
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:54 AM   #38
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I would alter it so it said that the Norse Gods existed, and all others are figments of our imagination/different perceptions of the Norse Gods. Afterwards, I'd walk into a mormon church and preach it as loud as humanly possible. Rinse and repeat for a few weeks.

In the end, I would be run out of the state, but it would be worth it.
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:57 AM   #39
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I'm just completely indifferent to religion and try to never think about it, but if I found definite proof that there is no god (which I don't think is possible, but whatever), I'd probably get a bit depressed.
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:58 AM   #40
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Nah you're wrong because Buddhism in general is fairly clear that the Buddha was a normal dude who shouldn't be worshipped while Christianity obviously is in general all about worshipping and submitting to Jesu Cristo

The point is, in both religions, they aren't meant to be seen as gods. In both religions, they are meant as example or guide or whatever. In buddhism, buddha really isn't just a normal dude, he's like the jesus of buddhism basically.

And christianity really isn't about submitting to jesus.
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