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Old 09-14-2013, 05:08 AM   #1
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Police and Civil Rights

The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a goverment or police rat.

Don't let strangers sleep over at your house.

These same devices installed into your body create pain.

It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

In the food you eat.

In your tire ..............

Watch out, be careful what you say and do.
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Old 09-14-2013, 05:14 AM   #2
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Reported the government. Right now they are tracing your IP Address and will be knocking on your door shortly. Goodbye
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Old 09-14-2013, 05:15 AM   #3
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What were you thinking as you were posting this?
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:35 AM   #4
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TS is a government spy.
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:36 AM   #5
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Enjoy getting arrested by the cyberpolice of your great, free country.
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:37 AM   #6
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The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a goverment or police rat.

Don't let strangers sleep over at your house.

These same devices installed into your body create pain.

It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

In the food you eat.

In your tire ..............

Watch out, be careful what you say and do.


Noooooooooooooooooo!
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:38 AM   #7
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based on the title this was gonna be a good thread

but then
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:40 AM   #8
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he's onto us

this 12-year-old was the first to figure it out. he's the chosen one. commence elimination
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Old 09-14-2013, 11:15 AM   #9
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LMAO i thought this was a cop/bullshit/gov't/rant thread!?


anyways, i remember the first time i got stoned...


it's even in the tires man, the tires..
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