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Old 10-07-2013, 05:36 PM   #1
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You know you're a metal elitist if...

dont you hate those people who correct you any time you label a band? or those people that arent satisfied with music unless every riff of the song was made by in-depth calculations? or what about the people that talk to you like youre stupid if you dont like their favorite genre or band?

lets face it, metal elitists can be some annoying ****s! dont get me wrong, i enjoy intricate music sometimes, and i get a little annoyed when a person's label for a band is totally off, but i cant seem to ever talk music with these people, or show them anything ive written.

so this thread is dedicated to ripping on metal elitist assholes! ill start!


"you know youre a metal elitist if you do calculus homework to help inspire your riffs"
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Old 10-07-2013, 05:40 PM   #2
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you know youre a metal elitist if you start this thread
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Old 10-07-2013, 05:44 PM   #3
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Elitist? Surely elitism implies a sense of exclusion to those not in the know? I find most so called metal elitists are more than happy to suggest an alternate band if they don't think a band is good. I think a lot of people mistake having standards, and being able to rationalise taste, for elitism.
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:26 PM   #4
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Philosophy, not Calculus
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:51 PM   #5
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:51 PM   #7
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You know you're a metal elitist if you think that people who do calculus to help with writing riffs are false don't entry poseur level losers and that people who think that 'metal elitists' think that doing calculus helps with writing riffs will never taste the magic elixir of true metal and also poseurs.



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Old 10-07-2013, 07:02 PM   #8
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You know you're a metal elitist if you believe that metal only truly existed in the '80s, and that anything released after '89 is just incessant noise for sensitive people. Which I do.



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Old 10-07-2013, 07:09 PM   #9
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Anime elitists are cooler than metal elitists, and that's saying something.
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:21 PM   #10
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you know youre a metal elitist if you start this thread

if i was, why would i talk shit on them? lol

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Philosophy, not Calculus

i had math metal fans in mind, but that too XD

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You just don't know your metal and are jealous.

no, i do a lot of research actually. im jealous of nobody
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:26 PM   #11
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if i was, why would i talk shit on them? lol


Yes you would. You think you're so elite that you are more elite than the elitists.
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:43 PM   #12
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Yes you would. You think you're so elite that you are more elite than the elitists.

seems legit
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:44 PM   #13
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:52 PM   #14
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I don't think there is any metal elitism in math metal. Mainly because math metal is one of the falsest metals around. Full of complicated time changes and machine-like technicality that in the end signifies nothing. No passion, no yearning for intellectual or ideological ascension, and consequently is in no way liberating or satisfying.
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Metal elitists live on the internet. Never in my 35 years of life have I encountered one in real life.
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Old 10-07-2013, 08:02 PM   #16
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Metal elitists live on the internet. Never in my 35 years of life have I encountered one in real life.

ive met at least 2. one of them is one of my friends sadly lol
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You know you're a metal elitist if you believe that metal only truly existed in the '80s, and that anything released after '89 is just incessant noise for sensitive people. Which I do.


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Old 10-08-2013, 04:33 AM   #18
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Never call anyone an 'elitist' as an insult or criticism. It's a term that feeds ego.
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:21 AM   #19
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:24 AM   #20
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Elitists are the reason why we are able to get through the night without getting molested and massacred by deranged metalcore fans
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