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Old 10-08-2013, 11:47 AM   #21
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Thing is if you go around saying that Isomnium are deathcore people are going to get pissed off.

But I agree with many of the above. There's an irony to being elitist in metal as it is.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:18 PM   #22
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Overhere, it seems hard to find fans of metal.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:37 PM   #23
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Elitists are the reason why we are able to get through the night without getting molested and massacred by deranged metalcore fans

Man, I don't agree with you on a lot of things, but your posts lately on psychotic metalcore fans have been on point
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:54 PM   #24
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Elitists are the reason why we are able to get through the night without getting molested and massacred by deranged metalcore fans

Unfortunately, I suspect you mean more fans of bands like Asking Alexandria than actual Metalcore bands (read: bands with lots of hardcore influence). But whatever.
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Old 10-08-2013, 04:20 PM   #25
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Trivium's first album came out ten years ago. Get over it.
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:16 PM   #26
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goddamnit, this thread did not go the way i hoped it would

this is supposed to a joke thread. make some ****ing jokes you humorless, butthurt nuisances
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:36 PM   #27
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Yes, keep going...
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Old 10-09-2013, 12:10 AM   #28
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Yes, keep going...

hey, the man got you lol accept when youve received a witty rebuttal

now, if youre not going to make metal elitist jokes like this thread was created for, please be so kind as to GTFO

THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU TOO. JOKES OR GTFO
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:51 AM   #29
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You know you're a metal elitist if your thread is just for jokes.
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:55 AM   #30
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goddamnit, this thread did not go the way i hoped it would

this is supposed to a joke thread. make some ****ing jokes you humorless, butthurt nuisances
What are these "jokes" that you speak of, human?
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Old 10-09-2013, 10:15 AM   #31
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:15 PM   #32
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:33 PM   #33
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Maybe you should learn to differentiate genres/sub genres then do a little research and learn about bands from each one. I have never met a metalhead that acted like I was stupid if I hadn't heard their favorite genre or band. Instead they recommend a song or album and are just generally stoked that I enjoy similar music.

The metal community is great, its the hardcore fans that come into my mosh pits and **** them by punching and kicking people. If you tell me you like metal and then proceed to list off bands like underoath, saosin, hatebreed, and avenged sevenfold I am going to call you an asshole and kick you in the nuts. I'm not an elitest, that person is just a dick. At the same time that doesn't mean I am going to tell someone who listens to Trivium, Lamb of God, or Job For a Cowboy they are stupid for liking those bands and they aren't metal because, despite what I have heard others say, they definitely fall into the realm of metal.

I appreciate metalcore/dethcore/nu metal/ect, I really like some of it, but a real metalhead understands the difference both technically and aesthetically. Next time someone tells you something you deem to be elitest, appreciate that he/she has probably spent many hours listening to "metal" and recognizes how diverse the genre really is.
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Old 10-09-2013, 10:40 PM   #34
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JOKES OR GTFO

So, are you...like, gonna make me gtfo?

Here's a random picture of a panda, for my amusement.
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Old 10-09-2013, 10:45 PM   #35
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Maybe you should learn to differentiate genres/sub genres then do a little research and learn about bands from each one. I have never met a metalhead that acted like I was stupid if I hadn't heard their favorite genre or band. Instead they recommend a song or album and are just generally stoked that I enjoy similar music.

The metal community is great, its the hardcore fans that come into my mosh pits and **** them by punching and kicking people. If you tell me you like metal and then proceed to list off bands like underoath, saosin, hatebreed, and avenged sevenfold I am going to call you an asshole and kick you in the nuts. I'm not an elitest, that person is just a dick. At the same time that doesn't mean I am going to tell someone who listens to Trivium, Lamb of God, or Job For a Cowboy they are stupid for liking those bands and they aren't metal because, despite what I have heard others say, they definitely fall into the realm of metal.

I appreciate metalcore/dethcore/nu metal/ect, I really like some of it, but a real metalhead understands the difference both technically and aesthetically. Next time someone tells you something you deem to be elitest, appreciate that he/she has probably spent many hours listening to "metal" and recognizes how diverse the genre really is.

dude, dont talk to me like i dont know the first thing about the metal community. ive been a metalhead for almost my whole life (im not even kidding when i say i got into Toxicity when i was like 7ish).

im aware not every metalhead is a dick. i never said "metalheads are some annoying ****s", i said "metal elitists", as in people who DO look down on and talk shit on other genres frequently

im really about to close this thread because you people who are taking this seriously are pissing me off
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Old 10-09-2013, 10:48 PM   #36
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no, youre fine. i found the panda quite amusing as well
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Old 10-09-2013, 11:33 PM   #37
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i got into Toxicity when i was like 7ish).

So what, you're like 10 now?
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Old 10-09-2013, 11:51 PM   #39
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im really about to close this thread because you people who are taking this seriously are pissing me off

OH, NO! TS is about to delete this thread...

Whatever shall we do, guys?!
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Old 10-09-2013, 11:56 PM   #40
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