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Old 10-10-2013, 11:15 PM   #61
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Metal Elitist- the guy who owns physical copies of everything Devin Townsend has ever been involved with


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Old 10-10-2013, 11:21 PM   #62
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Yes, we know Jacobo is the biggest metal elitist. It's completely obvious. I remember one time, in particular, where he got Goblin Warhead to do a cover of Addicted! and then danced around in his spandex suit that had "sexy boy" written in rhinestones on the ass cheeks.

It really put his band on the map and now he's a celebrity in the Philippines.
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Old 10-10-2013, 11:26 PM   #63
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You metal elitists need to be more ~open minded~
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Old 10-10-2013, 11:28 PM   #64
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You can only achieve metal elitism by being open minded... but there comes a time when you just need to shut the goddamn door! It's freakin' cold outside!
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Old 10-10-2013, 11:57 PM   #65
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Old 10-11-2013, 12:24 AM   #66
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dont you hate those people who correct you any time you label a band? or those people that arent satisfied with music unless every riff of the song was made by in-depth calculations? or what about the people that talk to you like youre stupid if you dont like their favorite genre or band?

lets face it, metal elitists can be some annoying ****s! dont get me wrong, i enjoy intricate music sometimes, and i get a little annoyed when a person's label for a band is totally off, but i cant seem to ever talk music with these people, or show them anything ive written.

so this thread is dedicated to ripping on metal elitist assholes! ill start!


"you know youre a metal elitist if you do calculus homework to help inspire your riffs"
I've literally never met a person like that. I've only seen them post at Anus.
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Old 10-11-2013, 12:40 AM   #67
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You might be a metal elitist if you like it in both holes at once.
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Old 10-11-2013, 01:01 AM   #68
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That's for metalcore fans. They take two styles at once but it always turns out gay.
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Old 10-11-2013, 01:09 AM   #69
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Old 10-11-2013, 10:32 AM   #70
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Yes, we know Jacobo is the biggest metal elitist. It's completely obvious. I remember one time, in particular, where he got Goblin Warhead to do a cover of Addicted! and then danced around in his spandex suit that had "sexy boy" written in rhinestones on the ass cheeks.

It really put his band on the map and now he's a celebrity in the Philippines.


w...what?

what the serious ****??????
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Old 10-11-2013, 10:40 AM   #71
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If you had witnessed Jon's torrid twerk routine during Radikult, you'd know he's dead serious.
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A voice says "You will die from AIDS in seven days"
"Who is this?" I cry, panic taking hold and wavering my voice.

"Filthy Casual" the voice croaks back in return.

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Old 10-11-2013, 11:14 AM   #72
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NuMetal is technically still metal. It's just not very good metal.


Are they even NuMetal? They sound nothing like other NuMetal bands like Korn and other equally shitty bands. I don't hate SOAD, I like some of their stuff but I never considered them metal. Maybe this makes me a metal elitist?
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:16 AM   #73
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That's for metalcore fans. They take two styles at once but it always turns out gay.

Between the Buried and Me should be "Between the Balls and Gayhole"
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:35 AM   #74
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Between the Buried and Me should be "Between the Balls and Gayhole"


'Taint' would be a lot simpler way of saying that...
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:40 AM   #75
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:48 AM   #76
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Old 10-11-2013, 12:17 PM   #77
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Jokes about calculus in riffs seems to refer to Meshuggah type patterns, so there's a fundamental difference in who we think of when we think of elitists I think. Both are of course some type of elitists though.

See, it seems the type you're talking about are basically a mainstream form of elitism where the people find superiority in their music taste because they understand how, say, the guitar goes in 11/8 and the drums go in 4/4, and the patterns meet every x bars. Despite being just an incredibly simple concept, it brings them a feeling of being into something very difficult, cool and cerebral, putting themselves on some intellectual pedestal.

Then there's the ANUS-sort of elitists who are on a mission to proclaim bands as crap if they don't musically meet the criteria to belong in a certain ideology, which "all the good bands have". Being part of this movement makes them feel above others, as they look down on all the "plebeians", as they would call them. These people are a lot harder to come by irl.
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Old 10-11-2013, 12:27 PM   #78
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Metalcore fans mock metal because they are threatened by its conviction.
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"Who is this?" I cry, panic taking hold and wavering my voice.

"Filthy Casual" the voice croaks back in return.
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Old 10-11-2013, 12:49 PM   #79
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Why is this thread open still?

Jacob is right. Basically, metalcore fans are closet Justin Bieber fans. Why else would anyone listen to Between the Buried and Me?
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Old 10-11-2013, 01:49 PM   #80
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That's unacceptable and absolutely not called for in any circumstance.


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