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Old 10-24-2013, 10:59 AM   #1
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UG's 5th Annual Pumpkin Carving Contest

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UG PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST 2013


The time is once again upon us. The rules are simple: sign up in this thread, PM me a picture of your entry before the deadline, winners will be chosen democratically.

All pictures must include your name and "UG" to prove that it is your own work.

Last year we had two winning entries due to disagreements regarding the definition of a pumpkin. The winners were K'Nuckles and OddOneOut.



Once you've signed up, PM me your entry any time before:
MONDAY 4TH NOVEMBER 2013


I will try to keep this post up to date

List of participants:
1. Sashki ✓
2. AeroRocker
3. Baby Joel ✓
4. sherif20766 ✓
5. DisarmGoliath
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7. AtaBorMan ✓
8. K'Nuckles ✓
9. Vauxite
10. k.lainad ✓
11. Skynyrd890 ✓
12. Rossenrot ✓
13. Whoomit ✓
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Old 10-24-2013, 11:52 AM   #2
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I can't carve for shit, but I'll bump this for justice.
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:26 PM   #3
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:57 PM   #4
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OddOneOut was robbed. K'nuckle's was shit.
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Old 10-24-2013, 01:27 PM   #5
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I will apply, only to promptly take myself out of the competition once the deadline comes around.

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Old 10-24-2013, 02:59 PM   #6
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Old 10-24-2013, 05:21 PM   #7
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I don't even get how K'Nuckles won...
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Old 10-24-2013, 05:39 PM   #8
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I don't even get how K'Nuckles won...



Cuz people think they're clever for voting for the obviously awful one in droves.
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Old 10-24-2013, 06:28 PM   #9
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I'm planning on carving a pumpkin this year anyway (amazingly, I've never ever carved one before in my 24 years of life) so I'll enter.
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Old 10-24-2013, 08:06 PM   #10
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I have never carved a pumpkin.

I might try this.
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Old 10-24-2013, 08:29 PM   #11
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Cuz people think they're clever for voting for the obviously awful one in droves.


I thought it was pretty funny.
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Old 10-24-2013, 08:46 PM   #12
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Old 10-25-2013, 05:57 AM   #13
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If it was a self portrait,
I feel bad for you son.
I've seen 99 pumpkins,
and that wasn't one.
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Old 10-25-2013, 06:02 AM   #14
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Last year we had two winning entries due to disagreements regarding the definition of a pumpkin.

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Old 10-25-2013, 06:13 AM   #15
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pump·kin (pmpkn, pm-, png-)
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1.
a. A coarse trailing vine (Cucurbita pepo) widely cultivated for its fruit.
b. The large pulpy round fruit of this plant, having a thick, orange-yellow rind and numerous seeds.
c. Any of several other vines of the genus Cucurbita, especially C. maxima or C. moschata, bearing large pumpkinlike squashes.
2. A moderate to strong orange.
3. A kin that predominantly pumps.
4. NOT A GODDAMN WATERMELON
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Old 10-25-2013, 07:32 AM   #16
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4. NOT A GODDAMN WATERMELON

Hey man, the public decided it deserved the honour. Few watermelons get to live the dream of becoming a pumpkin (inb4 affirmative action is racist)
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Old 10-25-2013, 09:38 AM   #17
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Old 10-25-2013, 10:46 AM   #18
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I feel bad for you son.
I've seen 99 pumpkins,
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Old 10-25-2013, 10:49 AM   #19
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Old 10-25-2013, 01:43 PM   #20
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I'm in, though I can't carve to save my life.
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