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Old 11-07-2013, 05:52 PM   #1
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Tree Puns

So I've been away flora while and now I'm back with a renewed taste for high-brow and sophisticated humour LOL jk you know what to do. Don't hate it, embrace it, it'll grow on you.

I know yew'll eventually come to cedar glory in tree puns
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Old 11-07-2013, 05:54 PM   #2
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Such threads are always poplar.
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Old 11-07-2013, 05:56 PM   #3
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Old 11-07-2013, 05:58 PM   #4
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oak-ay I'm trying to make a pun but it's a beech to do.
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Old 11-07-2013, 05:58 PM   #5
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you're barking up the wrong tree with this thread, op, but im oakay with it if yew are. we have good mods at the elm though so i woodn't worry about it if they don't want to leaf it here.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:00 PM   #7
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:01 PM   #8
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I was already ill but this thread just made me even sycamore so I'm cutting my moss and leaving this elm hole.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:02 PM   #9
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This should really spruce up the Pit.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:02 PM   #10
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Why everyone gets wood over them, I've knot a clue. These threads always arbor. Ing. You know, they lumber along a bit, then everyone gets board.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:04 PM   #11
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wow m8 either ur barking mad or you're just a sap
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:05 PM   #12
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edit: i see i was beaten to it, suppose i better branch out
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:06 PM   #13
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This is only a good idea if you really maple leaf.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:06 PM   #14
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I think you mean treeson
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:07 PM   #15
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I think you mean treeson


No I'm serious, this thread is a criminal act against the nation.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:08 PM   #16
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No I'm serious, this thread is a criminal act against the nation.

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Old 11-07-2013, 06:09 PM   #17
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How many ents does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Old 11-07-2013, 06:09 PM   #18
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I think you mean treeson

I ent even mad.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:10 PM   #19
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This thread is oarful.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:11 PM   #20
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I thought this thread would be terrible, it was a re-leaf to get a chuckle out of it...


I'll see myself out now...
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