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Old 03-09-2014, 05:21 AM   #21
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I knew a guy who used to do this. He always got fat overweight chicks and he loved it because the fat girls gave the best blowjobs.
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Old 03-09-2014, 06:32 AM   #22
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Old 03-09-2014, 07:06 AM   #23
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a sex terrorist was flying his dick planes into her vagina towers.


This may be the greatest combination of words in the English language.
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Old 03-09-2014, 07:13 AM   #24
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Nah I think it's weird
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Old 03-09-2014, 07:22 AM   #25
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I would, but I wouldn't trust the quality of chicks in this place.
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Old 03-09-2014, 07:22 AM   #26
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Never tried it myself but I'm not opposed to it.
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:28 AM   #27
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:29 AM   #28
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casual sex is coo

i dunno about anonymous lol
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:32 AM   #29
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nothing wrong with either but not something i personally prefer or want. if it makes you happy go for it, have fun
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:50 AM   #30
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Since then, I've kinda relegated myself to random /soc/, Craiglist, and Tinder hookups. Anyone else into this stuff?


Has anyone ever gotten a hookup from /soc/ in the history of ever?

Also, on topic, no. I have a girlfriend so it's not really that applicable. Most of my sexual history before her consists of casual sex though, although i've never hooked up with anyone online.
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:53 AM   #31
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do vagina towers collapse when a sex terrorist flies his dick plane into them? sounds like a conspiracy to me
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Old 03-09-2014, 10:41 AM   #32
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do vagina towers collapse when a sex terrorist flies his dick plane into them? sounds like a conspiracy to me

Bill Clinton did 9-11!!!!!!
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Old 03-09-2014, 11:21 AM   #33
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atm i have to find girls in real life

what is this /soc/ you speak of?
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Old 03-09-2014, 12:22 PM   #34
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Bill Clinton did 9-11!!!!!!

no he did that russian chick

OT: I prefer to have intercourse with girls that I feel both emotionally and physically attracted to

no random hmus
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Old 03-09-2014, 05:33 PM   #35
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I feel like playing around with Tinder, any other apps or sites that are similar?
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Old 03-09-2014, 05:59 PM   #36
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You dont wanna hook up with anyone from kentucky on craigslist. They're usually meth heads, overweight rednecks, or your cousin


angus has this all wrong

i browsed the ky craiglist personals one time, and all i could find were gay black men or 'straight' guys just wanting to ram in another man's ass.

I was shocked.
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Old 03-09-2014, 06:04 PM   #37
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Anonymous sex? Is that just where you stick your dick in a glory hole and you don't know what the person on the other side looks like?
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Old 03-09-2014, 06:07 PM   #38
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angus has this all wrong

i browsed the ky craiglist personals one time, and all i could find were gay black men or 'straight' guys just wanting to ram in another man's ass.

I was shocked.


Thats cuz you were on male seeking male
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Old 03-09-2014, 06:09 PM   #39
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Thats cuz you were on male seeking male


the weird part is i ****ing wasn't

i found a lot of females, but the amount of black dick was just unparalleled
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Old 03-09-2014, 06:18 PM   #40
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I was with a woman years back and I even planned to propose to her and make that ho my wife but a sex terrorist was flying his dick planes into her vagina towers.
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So glad I clicked on this thread
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