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Old 03-12-2014, 07:45 PM   #1
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The OFFICIAL NFL Thread V. 6

Free Agency begins, and so does a new thread!

Talk about National Football league here, whether it be the rules of the game, events, player news, transactions, offseason, the game itself, I don't care, talk NFL. Hell, as long as it is non-NFL football related (AFL, CFL, UFL, NCAA, high school) and it doesn't get taken too far off topic, go ahead, as long as it makes it back to NFL talk soon enough.

Old thread: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...87&page=1&pp=20

Here is a list of who roots for whom. Names that are italicized note a user's second-favorite team of which they show strong devotion to. I erased some names of users no longer with us, if anyone wants to be added to the list just ask


AFC East
New England Patriots - Death_switch; big-T; Andrea55
New York Jets - Cadj; fm20000; kalanz808
Miami Dolphins - iro-bot31; Dreadnought
Buffalo Bills - lbc_sublime

AFC West
Denver Broncos - Paroxysm; GoxGetterxGuy; bradulator; Pan-Tallica
San Diego Chargers
Oakland Raiders - shadow__666
Kansas City Chiefs - sloppyjoe24; Death_switch

AFC North
Baltimore Ravens - necrosis1193; muffinduck01; blake1221
Pittsburgh Steelers - Jackal58; shotgunmerc
Cincinnati Bengals - darkcheef
Cleveland Browns - lucky1978; AeroRocker; Lion_Slicer

AFC South
Houston Texans - Pan-Tallica; jetfuel495
Tennessee Titans -
Jacksonville Jaguars - primusfan
Indianapolis Colts -

NFC East
New York Giants - lobster624; genghisgandhi; theogonia777; Guitarlord44; talia.; JohannesBrun
Philadelphia Eagles - Gibson_SG_uzr55; Jako215; I.O.T.M; WCPhils; behind_you; Toadvine
Dallas Cowboys - thefuzz454; blake1221; Saint78
Washington Redskins - CoffeeBeans

NFC West
San Francisco 49ers - bdof; Kensai; lolmnt
Arizona Cardinals -
Seattle Seahawks - daytripper75; TSmitty6; Tanglewoodguit; due07; magnus_maximus; SGstriker
St. Louis Rams - jimihendrix6699

NFC North
Green Bay Packers - MusicMan24; JustRooster; wastingyears; ehbacon
Detroit Lions - Rockford_rocks; Gibson_SG_uzr55
Chicago Bears - lbc_sublime; darklite41; CashCow; Mr E Meat; progdude93
Minnesota Vikings - jambi_mantra

NFC South
New Orleans Saints - crimsonblood12
Atlanta Falcons - TEK34
Carolina Panthers - Skynyrd890; jazz_rock_feel
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - lolmnt; Strato-Massacre


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RGIII will be better than Newton

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Not gonna lie. Luck is gonna be a bust. Gay Run Tee it.

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I guarantee the Lions winning the Superbowl within the next three seasons. OP it now bitches.

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The Browns will be a bigger threat in three years than the Bengals in the AFC North

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Kaep is forever a pussy

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How bda ar thee Succaners? Sresoly?
The Jags andd the Bucs shooulldd play inn the Sucker Bolw

EDIT; mybe I shouldd've ussed beer instedda of whiskeyy...

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Yesss 2013 NFL rulebook is finally available for download
This is the single geekiest post in this entire thread.



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You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town

He's leaving the game,
He's leaving it twice,
He's coming right back with the Jets and the Vikes
Santa Favre is coming to town

He sees the stunted blitzing,
He has a mean pump fake,
He'll throw it even where he never should,
So you better just buckle up and pray,

You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town


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This Broncos team is too good to win. If the NFL has shown me anything, it's that dream teams never pull it off. Division round loss, but an all time classic.


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Seahawks will repeat.

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Would have been pretty funny if someone had moved from the Pats list to Seahawks one!

Nah, Tangle has always had a strange aversion to the Patriots
first Tangle joke of the thread and it's on the first page!


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Jaguars come in 2nd in their division this year. May or may not make the wildcard.



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I'll guarantee the Skins winning the NFCE this season.


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@ DAL *Thanksgiving game
vs SEA
vs DAL
@WAS
@NYG

5-0

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Eagles gonna win the superbowl after every other player gets arrested/suspended


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Pats vs. Hawks Super Bowl, Lynch gets arrested for violently domesticating some people in the days leading up to the game and the Pats win courtesy of a goal line fumble by [I don't know] Turbin in the final seconds of the game.
Ridley fumbles it the play before the 2 minute warning and Dan Connolly runs it in for the score, reminding everyone of his sweet kick returning skills in the process.

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On a scale of Andy Reid Game Management to Earthquake Saints, how much Handing The Ball Off To Marshawn can I expect?
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:46 PM   #2
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:47 PM   #3
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Time for the Browns to go 1-15 with their only win against the Ravens
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:48 PM   #4
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WOOHOO!

also, wow i feel excluded
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:48 PM   #5
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:50 PM   #6
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New thread time hooray!

And time for another mediocre 8-8 season for the Dolphins, not hooray. Unless our new coaching staff are wizards or something.
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:50 PM   #7
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WOOHOO!

also, wow i feel excluded

I asked you repeatedly whom you rooted for because I was never quite sure, and you never told me. I eventually figured it out and just forgot, I'll fix it now
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:51 PM   #8
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That list of Seahawks fans has trebled since a year or 2 ago!
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:56 PM   #9
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I am just here to claim first page.

I am also here to state that I liked the Seahawks before everyone else did.
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:57 PM   #10
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It's time for some football!

...By which I mean debating about the economics of contracts that various players sign and analyzing the formulaic value of different draft positions!

Football!
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:04 PM   #11
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That list of Seahawks fans has trebled since a year or 2 ago!

The list of Patriots fans, on the other hand
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:09 PM   #13
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The list of Patriots fans, on the other hand


Yep

Would have been pretty funny if someone had moved from the Pats list to Seahawks one!
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:11 PM   #14
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Would have been pretty funny if someone had moved from the Pats list to Seahawks one!


Nah, Tangle has always had a strange aversion to the Patriots
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:12 PM   #15
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first Tangle joke of the thread and it's on the first page!
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Seahawks will repeat.

OP'd, and speaking of your guarantees...
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The Seahawks will be awesome
Lynch 1500 yards, Harvin 1500 yards, Wilson 4500 yards

The Seahawks were most certainly awesome but not through individual milestones

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Jay Cutler is a Cleveland Brown and Josh McCown goes to the Pro Bowl as a Bear next year, calling it.

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Old 03-12-2014, 08:15 PM   #17
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Nah, Tangle has always had a strange aversion to the Patriots
first Tangle joke of the thread and it's on the first page!

OP'd!
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Still makes more sense than Cutler's contract
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IMO you need to do it the other way around, with the post before the Tangle joke and THEN the Tangle joke
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Jay Cutler is shit, that's all I have to add.

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IMO you need to do it the other way around, with the post before the Tangle joke and THEN the Tangle joke


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