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Old 05-30-2014, 10:46 PM   #1
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The I am more metal than you thread.

Are you the kind of metal head that makes fun of people for enjoying metal bands who are not heavy enough for you? I am not a metal head I enjoy metal and it influences me but I don't fit in with you guys. I just appreciate music.
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Old 05-30-2014, 10:49 PM   #2
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Old 05-30-2014, 10:50 PM   #3
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What you listen to isn't BR00TAL! enough.
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:00 PM   #4
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:05 PM   #5
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:08 PM   #6
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You know what's metal? Big dicks! That's why my dick is huge...I am THAT metal...
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:12 PM   #7
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You know what's metal? Big dicks! That's why my dick is huge...I am THAT metal...


Not as big as my huge BLACK METAL dick.

Cause you know black dicks are big....

And there is black metal.....

And yeah....

Also I am white.
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:16 PM   #8
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:26 PM   #9
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:39 PM   #10
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You know which metal is the most metal? The metal that is always all metal is the most metal because of its intrinsic meta-metallic properties which it derives from each of its parts being the most metal while in the act of being metal.

While being encased in liquid metal.

That's the shit I listen to, posers. You'd die if you heard it, from heavy metal in the blood stream
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:45 PM   #11
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Ur all castutles u need to reed my nu book "teh book of br00t4l tr00n4ss" feeturing bonus disk: 78 hrs of teh best underground sri lankian dark ambient/noise/black metal recorded on fragments of winter moon i also dont believ in syntax so hav fun readin it

edit: i forgot to mention that its limtd edition of -666 copies yea dats right gud luck tryin to get a copy poseurs

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Old 05-30-2014, 11:46 PM   #12
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Not as big as my huge BLACK METAL dick.

Cause you know black dicks are big....

And there is black metal.....

And yeah....

Also I am white.


I listen to Swedish metal, cause Scandinavian's have big dicks.
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Old 05-31-2014, 12:56 AM   #13
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How abouts my dick is bigger cause i str8 up shoot metal right in the main vains everyday. I try to go to rehab but couldn't get pass the metal detector.


Also i killed magneto.
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Old 05-31-2014, 01:07 AM   #14
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Old 05-31-2014, 03:07 AM   #15
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Funny how this evolved into a dick measuring contest.
That is what metal boils down to any way.........And im fine with that.
I guess the snobby metalheads feel anyone listening to anything not as heavy are somehow weak and inferior.
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Old 05-31-2014, 08:17 AM   #16
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I'm measuring in at about 6.5 inches, I know I know a measly measurement by Blurka Mertuhl Cawk standards. Guess im a false.

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Old 05-31-2014, 08:21 AM   #17
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For a guy criticising the 'holier than thou' attitude of metal fans, you're post comes across very holier than thou.

I think most people stop using metal as an adjective somewhere around the time they turn 17.
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Old 05-31-2014, 09:21 AM   #18
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Old 05-31-2014, 11:29 AM   #19
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For a guy criticising the 'holier than thou' attitude of metal fans, you're post comes across very holier than thou.

I think most people stop using metal as an adjective somewhere around the time they turn 17.


Au contraire Annihislataire~

I can say I'm more metal than people 'cause I got metal plates and screws in my leg, so I'm justified.
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Old 05-31-2014, 12:33 PM   #20
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Funny how this evolved into a dick measuring contest.
That is what metal boils down to any way.........And im fine with that.
I guess the snobby metalheads feel anyone listening to anything not as heavy are somehow weak and inferior.

If you can't tell that we're joking, then I think you need to exchange your funny bone. Because yours appears to be broken.
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