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View Poll Results: Best song?
Song 1 3 15.79%
Song 2 5 26.32%
Song 3 5 26.32%
Song 4 2 10.53%
Song 5 4 21.05%
Song 6 0 0%
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Old 08-31-2014, 11:35 PM   #1
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Things to do with your body: Stopping a sneeze (SONGWRITING - Week 34)

Hay

Hey, does sneezing annoy you? Here's a magical trick that makes the sneeze go away. 100% guaranteed.

When you feel a sneeze coming just press on your upper lip, right below your nose. Done.
(It won't work a few milliseconds before you sneeze, do it the moment you feel it coming)

Why would you stop a sneeze?:

- If you don't want to wake people at night;

- If you're under a dusty bed, hiding from a Mexican drug lord;

- If you feel like you're going to sneeze, but can't.



The objective of this thread is to vote on the song you like the most, but remember: don't base your vote on the quality of the recording, base it on the content.



Here they are:


1 - "Two Seconds Of Silence" (nico_9550)


2 - "Haven't You Seen?" (chev311e, SirZep)


3 - "Ona Buzz" (MapOfYourHead)


4 - "Because I Lied" (BjarnedeGraaf)


5 - "I'm On TV" (sickman411, semiquaver)


6 - "Asphyxiate" (whywefight, FoOltz)




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Old 08-31-2014, 11:37 PM   #2
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nice to see a nice boost in contributions, I'll listen and vote tomorrow most likely.
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Old 09-01-2014, 04:18 AM   #3
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I went for song 3, made me want to shake dat booty!
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Old 09-01-2014, 04:26 AM   #4
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Hay

Hey, does sneezing annoy you? Here's a magical trick that makes the sneeze go away. 100% guaranteed.

When you feel a sneeze coming just press on your upper lip, right below your nose. Done.
(It won't work a few milliseconds before you sneeze, do it the moment you feel it coming)

Why would you stop a sneeze?:

- If you don't want to wake people at night;

- If you're under a dusty bed, hiding from a Mexican drug lord;

- If you feel like you're going to sneeze, but can't.
Why do you try soo hard? You're already successful with this whole songwriting bit.

#drunkrant.
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Old 09-01-2014, 04:32 AM   #5
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^ Rant less, vote more.
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Old 09-01-2014, 04:36 AM   #6
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im not sure you want a drunk man voring
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Old 09-01-2014, 04:39 AM   #7
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I'll vot efor #4 aka because i lied
i cant spell his username right now.
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Old 09-01-2014, 05:13 AM   #8
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I'll vot efor #4 aka because i lied
i cant spell his username right now.


thanks drunk man
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Old 09-01-2014, 05:59 AM   #9
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****! I wasn't expecting the volume of the sixth song, so I threw a cup of coffee over my shirt. Now my colleagues are looking at me funny...

Anyway, I voted for number two, because it's awesome (though all the other songs are great as well).
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Old 09-01-2014, 06:59 AM   #10
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thanks drunk man
OHMYGOD IT WAS YOU AND I NEVER EVEN REALIZED!

Baha.

still a little drunk if you wanna party.
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Old 09-01-2014, 07:22 AM   #11
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OHMYGOD IT WAS YOU AND I NEVER EVEN REALIZED!

Baha.

still a little drunk if you wanna party.


hmu bby
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Old 09-01-2014, 12:41 PM   #12
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I'm voting for #1.
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Old 09-01-2014, 12:47 PM   #13
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Voted for Sir-chev311e, great collab
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Old 09-01-2014, 03:34 PM   #14
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Voted 5. 6 had my vote until vox came in. Didn't like one track being slightly behind the other by a few ms.
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Old 09-01-2014, 04:21 PM   #15
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I went with 'because i lied'. Nice sounding song.
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Old 09-01-2014, 05:52 PM   #16
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Really great week this week. Voted for Nico, nice one. Map's was amazing too.
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I went with 'because i lied'. Nice sounding song.

Posts like these make my day, thanks buddy!
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Really great week this week. Voted for Nico, nice one. Map's was amazing too.


Thanks

We could end up with four winners this week
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Old 09-01-2014, 06:19 PM   #19
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Song 3 killed it
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Old 09-01-2014, 06:24 PM   #20
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wow it's a 3 way tie so far, almost a 4 way tie.
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