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Old 09-03-2014, 10:28 AM   #1
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Why does my mother grab my dick?

Why does she do this?

Incest? Mutual respect? Diplodocusness?
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:28 AM   #2
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A Cat caught a cock, and pondered how he might find a reasonable excuse for eating him. He accused him of being a nuisance to men by crowing in the nighttime and not permitting them to sleep. The cock defended himself by saying that he did this for the benefit of men, that they might rise in time for their labors. The Cat replied, "Although you abound in specious apologies, I shall not remain supperless"; and he made a meal of him.
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:29 AM   #3
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:30 AM   #4
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A Cat caught a cock, and pondered how he might find a reasonable excuse for eating him. He accused him of being a nuisance to men by crowing in the nighttime and not permitting them to sleep. The cock defended himself by saying that he did this for the benefit of men, that they might rise in time for their labors. The Cat replied, "Although you abound in specious apologies, I shall not remain supperless"; and he made a meal of him.


this is still hilarious after 20 threads
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:32 AM   #5
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That guy has got some good beat boxing skills
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:42 AM   #6
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Dude

I have no idea

Every time I see someone randomly grab their dick I think they have some sort of STD

like you know when your nose itches and you scratch it, feels amazing.
Can't scratch your dick in public, so you may as well hold it

best I can come up with
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:42 AM   #7
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Hey I would actually like to know the answer to this. I will be monitoring this thread like a monitor lizard
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:46 AM   #8
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She's holding your baggy pants up in a #edgy way that doesn't involve holding them up from your butt.

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Old 09-03-2014, 10:46 AM   #9
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It's the manifestation of the constant battle between the id's desire and need for sexual stimulation and the superego trying to keep the id in check to maintain the outward disposition of asexuality that is required by modern society.


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Old 09-03-2014, 10:47 AM   #10
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Erection suppression. They're always horny, choking their boner hides it.
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:49 AM   #11
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:50 AM   #12
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:52 AM   #13
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the arrangement of the skin and hair, especially while wearing underwear and trouser, means that whole area is subject to regular itches forming.

also the sensitivity of the genitals provide a gentle pleasure that is small enough to be acted on subliminally and is hard to restrain like a more overt and intense pleasure reaction such as straightforward masturbation



penises are also fun to hold and play with and I feel bad for the vehement heterosexuals who do not extend that joy to holding other penises.
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:53 AM   #14
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i feel like this thread signals the beginning of a whole new era of philip pepper threads and i am excited to see where this goes
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:07 AM   #15
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penises are also fun to hold and play with and I feel bad for the vehement heterosexuals who do not extend that joy to holding other penises.


The reason I have fun playing with my own penis is that it feels good, like, playing with someone elses penis definitely wouldn't be as fun.

unless maybe they were playing with mine back, which would probably be nice, but other than that a dudes body offer nothing to me. I may as well be masturbating, I like boobs and the curves of a womans body. Anything else and It may as well be a tree


Actually, you know when you put your arms behind your back and someone sticks their arms out for you

I reckon if there was a hot chick that did that with a dude behind her that gave me a handy I'd probably get off

I think i'm gay now, shit
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:23 AM   #16
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Thing is, I often do it without realizing. And I look down and think to myself "why am I holding my dick?" whilst holding my dick.

When Germany was playing Argentina during the World Cup final I was tight-gripping my dick since they scored. I was utterly nervous, couldn't help myself.
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:28 AM   #17
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:40 AM   #18
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The answer is simple

If you have a dick to grab, why not?

As simple as that. And also what theguitarist said about the skin/hair clothing arrangement and itching
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:54 AM   #19
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It all dates back to 1908 when the first joystick was used in Louis Bleriot's airplane.
He had gotten so used to navigating with it that, on his days off, he found himself longing to be back in the cockpit holding his joystick again.
Anyways as time went on he became more dependent on using a joystick to navigate and unwillingly began steering himself around with his junk while walking down the street.
Friends of his seen this and thought it was gangsta, and soon began the trend of grabbing your "Louis Stick" in public.
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:56 AM   #20
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It all dates back to 1908 when the first joystick was used in Louis Bleriot's airplane.
He had gotten so used to navigating with it that, on his days off, he found himself longing to be back in the cockpit holding his joystick again.
Anyways as time went on he became more dependent on using a joystick to navigate and unwillingly began steering himself around with his junk while walking down the street.
Friends of his seen this and thought it was gangsta, and soon began the trend of grabbing your "Louis Stick" in public.

omg is that why its called a cockpit?
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