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Old 09-03-2014, 11:58 AM   #21
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omg is that why its called a cockpit?

Please don't refer to ur mother as an "it" thanks
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:59 AM   #22
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often at first to rearrange then just cause it's comfortable
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:59 AM   #23
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Please don't refer to ur mother as an "it" thanks

sry dad
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:00 PM   #24
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really the only time I touch my dick is either when I'm taking a piss or when it's in an uncomfortable position.
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:04 PM   #25
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sry dad

Don't apologize to me, apologize to your cockpit. And get off that computer for once, go outside and find a girl to bring home.





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Old 09-03-2014, 12:08 PM   #26
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Although you abound in specious apologies, I shall not remain supperless"
Damn this sound nice, I wanna use it in a song or say it to a girl when hitting on her.
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:12 PM   #27
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Damn this sound nice, I wanna use it in a song or say it to a girl when hitting on her.

Say it before you eat a girl out on her period
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:18 PM   #28
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That manages to be both the best and the by far worst idea I've heard today.

I'll do that.

As soon as I have a girl to eat out
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:23 PM   #29
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Say it before you eat a girl out on her period



shit




When watching tv or reading or whatevs i find that my hand migrates itself down there sometimes without me knowing. Guess it's the warmth yo
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:30 PM   #30
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my junk is pretty hefty and I need to reassure and comfort my genitals that are uncomfortable from being forced to squeeze and conform to the small bunched shape that my clothing demands.
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:42 PM   #31
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my junk is pretty hefty and I need to reassure and comfort my genitals that are uncomfortable from being forced to squeeze and conform to the small bunched shape that my clothing demands.

It is a pretty sad bunch of (separate) moments when this is required throughout the day. Why can't the companies that mass produce our clothes make it more comfortable for penises and balls?
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:44 PM   #32
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As a penis-haver, I'm baffled by others' public junk fondling. Sometimes I'll adjust my underwear because it's uncomfortable having all that squishy nonsense hanging around and getting caught up in the folds of my underwear. This is not what I see happening. Peeps be cradling their members, picking their noses and scratching their asses in plain sight like goddamn STD-infested rhesus monkeys.


Don't touch me. Wash your hands.




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Old 09-03-2014, 12:51 PM   #33
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As a penis-haver, I'm baffled by others' public junk fondling. Sometimes I'll adjust my underwear because it's uncomfortable having all that squishy nonsense hanging around and getting caught up in the folds of my underwear. This is not what I see happening. Peeps be cradling their members, picking their noses and scratching their asses in plain sight like goddamn STD-infested rhesus monkeys.


Don't touch me. Wash your hands.




****ing animal.

Imma rub my junk all over you. Not really, though. But quit being disgusted.
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:53 PM   #34
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As a penis-haver, I'm baffled by others' public junk fondling. Sometimes I'll adjust my underwear because it's uncomfortable having all that squishy nonsense hanging around and getting caught up in the folds of my underwear. This is not what I see happening. Peeps be cradling their members, picking their noses and scratching their asses in plain sight like goddamn STD-infested rhesus monkeys.


Don't touch me. Wash your hands.




****ing animal.

I know we discussed this before, your junk is probably one of the cleanest places on your body, your hands and mouth are the dirtiest. You should be washing your dick after you take a piss because you touched it with your hands.
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Old 09-03-2014, 12:55 PM   #35
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I never ever grab my dick in public. But in private my hand is CONSTANTLY down my pants. Not even in a sexual way either.
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Old 09-03-2014, 01:01 PM   #36
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Well sometimes it gets all bunched up with my underwear. Sometimes it sticks to my thighs. When it's hot my balls sag like fat elderly womans' breasts and the balls turn and that can actually be quite dangerous if you don't turn them back. Sometimes I have to pee and don't want to piss all over myself or the bathroom.



If I need to adjust while in public well I'll just wait until I'm somewhere where no one will see cause I'm not rude and the last thing I need is my hands down my pants and a child walks by and I have to go door to door in my neighborhood telling them I'm a pederass.

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Old 09-03-2014, 01:18 PM   #37
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Imma rub my junk all over you.
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I know we discussed this before, your junk is probably one of the cleanest places on your body, your hands and mouth are the dirtiest. You should be washing your dick after you take a piss because you touched it with your hands.
I don't think I was a part of that discussion. My problem is less with cleanliness and more with the disregard for others (particularly kids) that may not be comfortable with watching a man fondle himself in public. I said "wash your hands" because I don't want these exhibitionists spreading their essence
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Old 09-03-2014, 01:45 PM   #38
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Old 09-03-2014, 01:56 PM   #39
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You should be washing your dick after you take a piss because you touched it with your hands.




This single sentence may be the most life-changing thing I have ever read.




Also, as a man, I can honestly say that I've never grabbed my junk in public for no reason. Maybe a quick tug (outside the clothes) to readjust position, but never grabbed and held for no apparent reason.
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Old 09-03-2014, 02:02 PM   #40
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You should be washing your dick after you take a piss because you touched it with your hands.

Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them
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