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Old 09-03-2014, 02:08 PM   #41
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Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them

what steps do I have to take to make this a reality
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:04 PM   #42
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Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them


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Old 09-03-2014, 03:05 PM   #43
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Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them

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Old 09-03-2014, 03:06 PM   #44
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i'll tear that ass out the frame (HUH?) and grab my dick (OOOOOH!)

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Old 09-03-2014, 03:07 PM   #45
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:42 PM   #46
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Wot, I have yet to see somebody hold his/her dick in public
This said, I have to adjust my testicles rather frequently when sitting down while wearing anything not baggy, because my underpants start itching.
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:00 PM   #47
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hm.. well it just feels nice i guess
at least the actual hand-on-balls fondling part

as for public fondling: (while i only do it through my pants) I usually do it before entering a room/bar whatever. it's like checking your pockets really.. you grab it, think to yourself "ah yes, looks like I'm all packed up" and you're good to go
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:07 PM   #48
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:11 PM   #49
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Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them

the trouble with doing that is getting it over the lip of the basin, sometimes you have to stretch and lean and it's an awkward affair

unless, there were special dick washing sinks
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:37 PM   #50
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unless, there were special dick washing sinks

I'm sure they would make these a thing, yes.
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:40 PM   #51
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:43 PM   #52
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:56 PM   #53
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When im alone my hand always ends up on my balls. I dont know how or why but it happens. And its not even sexual.
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Old 09-03-2014, 08:37 PM   #54
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Why do some women, whilst sucking a penis, take the thing out and smack it with their cheeks? That isn't kinky, it's just hilarious.

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Old 09-03-2014, 09:47 PM   #55
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Old 09-03-2014, 09:49 PM   #56
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When I saw this thread I had my left hand in my pants, holding my dick and balls and didn't realize I was doing it until then. When I'm by myself I catch myself doing it all the time. I never do it around other people though.
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Old 09-03-2014, 09:50 PM   #57
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Old 09-03-2014, 09:53 PM   #58
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:00 PM   #59
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