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Old 09-03-2014, 03:50 PM   #1
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If I Were The Devil

Someone on my Facebook timeline posted this video today



If you can't be bothered to watch the video it's a recording of Paul Harvey in the 1960's saying what he would do if he were the devil, starting by taking over the US, tell people to do as they want and disregard religion, make them lazy and unambitious etc and ends the essay by saying "In other words if I were the devil I'd just keep right on doing what he's doing"

No one on Facebook seemed to hear that last line and think that the 60's was a time where atheists, lazy people, drugs/alcohol, easter eggs and pornography didn't exist, so they are freaking out thinking everyone has been enslaved by the devil.

Personally nothing said in his essay made me suddenly believe in God and the devil. What does Pit think?
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:51 PM   #2
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If I were the devil I would make every day nude day
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:51 PM   #3
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:54 PM   #4
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I actually really like the old-school announcer voice. Something about it is just really appealing..
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:56 PM   #5
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:59 PM   #6
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la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas.
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:59 PM   #7
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No one on Facebook seemed to hear that last line and think that the 60's was a time where atheists, lazy people, drugs/alcohol, easter eggs and pornography didn't exist, so they are freaking out thinking everyone has been enslaved by the devil.


lol people are idiots
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:01 PM   #8
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la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas.

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Old 09-03-2014, 04:11 PM   #9
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la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas.

That's weak.
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:14 PM   #10
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:34 PM   #11
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So basically a 3 minute video of a man saying "I'm highly religious and highly conservative, I don't like that things are becoming less religious and more liberal".
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:34 PM   #12
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No one on Facebook seemed to hear that last line and think that the 60's was a time where atheists, lazy people, drugs/alcohol, easter eggs and pornography didn't exist, so they are freaking out thinking everyone has been enslaved by the devil.

You need better FB friends, man.
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:37 PM   #13
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:37 PM   #14
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I am a devil...

A handsome devil
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:45 PM   #15
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I am a devil...

A handsome devil

I'm sure you could "invert" my "cross" if you know what I mean.
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:52 PM   #16
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Has anyone seen I Saw The Devil? It's on Netfix. Pretty intense. Made me nauseous at some points
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Old 09-03-2014, 04:59 PM   #17
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Video also seems Homophobic
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Old 09-03-2014, 09:24 PM   #18
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If I were the devil, I would be coloured red and have a big pitch fork and have horns on my head, sort of like this....

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Old 09-03-2014, 09:31 PM   #19
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If I were the devil I would make every day nude day


I can support this. #FappeningPartDeux
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:08 PM   #20
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