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Old 02-01-2006, 06:04 PM   #1
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stupid lines in Classic rock

what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin
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Old 02-01-2006, 06:06 PM   #2
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Old 02-01-2006, 06:12 PM   #6
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I think the whole song "Feed my Frankeinstein" By Alice Copper is one big bad lyric lol just read it.

Well, I ain?t evil, I?m just good lookin?
Start a little fire, and baby start cookin?
I?m a hungry man
But I don?t want pizza
I?ll blow down your house
And then I?m gonna eat ya

Bring you to a simmer
Right on time
Run my greasy fingers
Up your greasy spine

Chorus
Feed my frankenstein
Meet my libido
He?s a psycho
Feed my frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it?s feeding time

You udon?t want to talk
So baby shut up
And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
Velcro candy, sticky sweet
Make my tattoos melt in the heat
Well, I ain?t no veggie
Like my flesh on the bone
Alive and lickin? on your ice cream cone

seriously WTF its so bad
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Old 02-01-2006, 06:21 PM   #7
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what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin


that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

Cal&Chris_Co. take the cake (excuse the pun ) for this one, because i don't think Alice Cooper is Classic rock
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Old 02-01-2006, 06:26 PM   #8
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^ i was about to make a comment about you being an ass but i see your in the firing squad, my bad
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that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

Cal&Chris_Co. take the cake (excuse the pun ) for this one, because i don't think Alice Cooper is Classic rock


Yes he is.
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^ i was about to make a comment about you being an ass but i see your in the firing squad, my bad


i noticed i might come off as an ass there that wasn't my intention

the firing squad isn't about flaming people, its actually about rooting out jerks who post about having gear they don't,

ex. if someone said "hey look! i just got this 51 Les Paul for free! how much do you think it's worth?" we'd make them to prove they have it, and if their lying they get banned

and i always saw Alice as early shock metal or something around there. Just because the band is from 20 years ago or past doesn't mean it's classic rock
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^Actualy it does. Classic Rock is a genre baised on time period. Thats why alot of the artists play completly different styles of music from the other.
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Old 02-01-2006, 07:12 PM   #12
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Even though it has a funny story, when the Who are chanting Cello in A Quick One While Hes Away.
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^Actualy it does. Classic Rock is a genre baised on time period. Thats why alot of the artists play completly different styles of music from the other.


well i wouldn't say that, The Rolling Stones are classic rock, while Pink Floyd is progressive/psychadelia, while The Creedence Clearwater Revival were Blues/country rock

if i remember right they're all around the same time period too
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Old 02-01-2006, 07:35 PM   #14
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Even though it has a funny story, when the Who are chanting Cello in A Quick One While Hes Away.


yea, i thought the who premise of Pinball Wizard was a little out there, but oh what a great song what a classic riff
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Old 02-01-2006, 07:42 PM   #15
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what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin


even so, it's Blues not CR
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I think the whole song "Feed my Frankeinstein" By Alice Copper is one big bad lyric lol just read it.
seriously WTF its so bad


A lot of Alice Coopers are real shockers particulary on the ones he trys to be funny on??
Seven and Seven is...(bad )
Yeah! Oom oom!
When I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man
I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can
Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone
And you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go
Oom! Ba ba!
Oom! Ba ba!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah yeah!

I mean what does that even mean?
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:04 PM   #17
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here's some more alice cooper: "we can't even think of a word that rhymes" in School's Out
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:43 PM   #18
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well i wouldn't say that, The Rolling Stones are classic rock, while Pink Floyd is progressive/psychadelia, while The Creedence Clearwater Revival were Blues/country rock

if i remember right they're all around the same time period too


Not true the Rollingstones are blues/rock/disco but they are all talked about here. Classic Rock is a time period not a genre.
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that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

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I know but today it sounds super gay. back then it woulda been the ****, im sure all the hendrix lovers were saying it.
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Classic rock is a time period. Hence the word classic. Alice Cooper was around in the '60's, therefor, he's classic rock. Christ...
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