White Boy Shawn

I want to form the mostly UnGodly Band in the land. A fistfull of metal with spells and hexes. Screaming many blasphemies to offend all do gooders. I play guitar, sing and write songs. I am looking for a bass player and somebody who can bang on the skins.
Also one of the band members must have easy access to blood like animal husbandry or butcher. You must be truely committed too Lucifer and if you suffer from epoleptic fits that will be a nice advantage to get the crowd going.

No benders, Christians, Jews, Muslims and Pet Shop Boys need to apply!

In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!

ihavnofingrprnt

well there are only three true people alive today who are actually possesed by satan

dakota fanning, the kfc general dude, and my neighbor and all of them dont have much musical ability

OtisB Driftwood

Stupid F U C K

White Boy Shawn

Pardon me. Who you be speaking to me or ihavnofingrprnt?

ihavnofingrprnt

ehh probably both of us..im sorry but personally i think satanic bands are pretty mediocre and i dont mean bands with satanic influence i mean satancore bands they suck balls, but thats just my opinion

White Boy Shawn

Obviously you never heard me play screaming molten hell bent metal.

I have won top guitarist in me age group 3 straight years.

Then again it doesn't matter what you think because you live across the pond.

In a few years I will come to conquer America and become filthy rich!

When I come I'm going kick Tom Cruise's stupid culty robot arse and impregnate Katie Holmes.

Nadz

^your a tool

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nofx_2525

Noice :P

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broady15

lol...this guy is a legend...gonna make it big some day. shame im not into satanic **** or i would have joined u....if u ever want to form a normal rock band then count me in

Irish Metal

Sorry Dude, but all the truly e-vile bassists, drummers and vocalists are auditioning for my Hardcore Celtic Metal band, "Lucky Charms Onslaught." You will only be left with the rejects. Rumor has it Axl Rose is picking up my rejects for his touring version of Guns and Roses--which ain't very metal at all but you are screwed, sorry.

TD
Irish Metal High Priest of Feinian Hardcore

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Synyster Gates

yea man

im not too interested in being in it but your definetly gonna go somewhere ewith that


good luck

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You should've used the Pythagorean Theorem, BITCH

BLALLALALASSISSIS *shank*

insane_clown139

you have balls kid

sylent

dang that kid is fat lol

lambofgod4750

Yea lol watch out for this brit!!!

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NevermorePsalm

yeah, your a douche pussy. Especially the bolded area. Did you lose your D&D game? go **** your grandma, asshole

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apocalypse13

What, does singing "Moderfukin death, Sat@n is t3h 1337!!" make you feel tough?

Who do you think is gonna take you seriously? I see you're banned. That's good. We don't need pathetic morons like you spamming the forums with elitist Satan comments.

Seriously, what is the point of making yourself look tough to people you'll never meet in your life?

Edit: No I'm not interested. Most people wouldn't be. Not because it's satanic- there are plenty of Satanists on this site (I'm not one,) but because of the ******ed way you put it. I can't think of one person on this site who could stand to be in a band with someone who is obsessed with making an evil, hardcore image just because. Seriously, stop acting so childish and someone might be interested. But until then, you're just gonna get negative results.

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jimipage32

**** you

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whiteboyshawn.......God loves you


just incase you ever get unbanned..

PooKoo

i very well might sig that

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