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Old 05-20-2006, 07:28 AM   #41
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I want to form the mostly UnGodly Band in the land. A fistfull of metal with spells and hexes. Screaming many blasphemies to offend all do gooders. I play guitar, sing and write songs. I am looking for a bass player and somebody who can bang on the skins.
Also one of the band members must have easy access to blood like animal husbandry or butcher. You must be truely committed too Lucifer and if you suffer from epoleptic fits that will be a nice advantage to get the crowd going.

No benders, Christians, Jews, Muslims and Pet Shop Boys need to apply!

In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!


hey sir. excuse me sir... you can't park your van on the diving board...
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Old 05-20-2006, 07:32 AM   #42
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He looks like one of Satan's butt muffins.
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Old 05-20-2006, 07:39 AM   #43
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hes satanic and he likes soccer.. .hahahahahahaha




hahah he does look like soccer...ahahahah and i bet he smells like bowling
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Old 05-20-2006, 06:24 PM   #44
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Bla-bla-bla

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kid you really need God in your life
Yippee Yihay Cowboy you really need to hop on your partner's sausage and ride your way back to Bareback Mountain!

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He looks like one of Satan's butt muffins.
Shut up you filthy little Pet Shop Boy!


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hahah he does look like soccer...ahahahah and i bet he smells like bowling
I play Rugby you dimwitted fool!


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oh yeah RIGHT 12 -18 yrs old and your about 200 or more pounds of Body Fat

go play with your tits, fatty
Obviously with your very low intelligence you must be one of those hill billy inbreds with web toes. So


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You obviously have no true understanding of what the Church of Satan, Anton LaVey, OR Satanism is truely about or you would not have showed such stupidity in your posting.

Posuer.

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You are a complete idiot and it's poser and not posuer! Your phoney baloney Anton LeVay, Marylinn Manson/Church of Satan are the real posers! Me family goes back many centuries as true descendents of a Celtic Priesthood. Levay provided nothing but a 60's get rich gimmick!

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Old 05-20-2006, 06:51 PM   #45
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shut the **** up you pansy
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Old 05-20-2006, 07:00 PM   #46
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shut the **** up you pansy
I have a girlfriend you closeted sausage jockey!


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Ahh... Do they treat the baby at school bad because he is fat and ugly?
You must really be suffering from a bad case of Down Syndrome. A man my size does not get messed with at school. I rule the roost!

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Is God spitting in your mouth because he wont make you skinny and handsome like the Good Guys? So you turn to Lucifer. Look kid your pathetic as every HARDcore satan bull**** band out there.
Why don't you just stfu and shove a crucifix up your bum while you masterbate to the Greg Lugaynus and Tom Cruise posters on your bedroom wall!

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For one, with that kind of music 1 in maybe 1,000,000 or more will probably listen, just for the hell of it. Two, you will NEVER EVER EVER make it in America, because between all the Catholics and People you will be killed or kicked out INSTANTLY with no sales or recognition. If I were you (fat and picked on) I would start an emo band cause at least that is poppy today like Him or My Chemical Romance. Seriously I am not religious but at least I have something to keep me good.
Spoken like a true alter boy who enjoys having his local parish priest sticking his naughty bits in his alternate cum dumpster.

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So in other words just in case your cooking up a burrito in your microwave and need to get back to it and your only read the last sentence. Change your style and attitude or go F U C K your self or you can always slit your wrist and finish it all and you can go to your lucifer.
I shag me girl, where you prefer to be involved in anal masturbation and man boy love.

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Old 05-21-2006, 12:33 AM   #47
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you're girlfriend is probably a whale.

and...praising satan is going to get you where? You'll just go to hell, and be raped up the ass. Like he gives a fuck about some fat white boy...that's dating a whale.
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:59 AM   #48
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Andy Milanakis already has his own show. Now he wants to start a satanic metal band?? Why??
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Old 05-21-2006, 06:11 AM   #49
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Hahaha enough of the stupid one liners man, they're your only comeback and they're completely un-related to the person you're trying to insult.

"hurr hurr jump back on urr gay wagon, I rule the roost!!!!!!1" won't suit everyone.
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Old 05-21-2006, 06:31 AM   #50
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haha the fact that this thread is still open is evidence that the mods have a pretty good sense of humor.......

unlike you, shawn
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:17 AM   #51
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Okay okay okay

This thread is ridiculous. Shawn starts off with a ridiculous post, posting some silly pics not even a 5-year-old would think cool or funny, and doesn't mention any influences, skills, or what kinda music he wants to make. Thats pathetic. But nowhere near as pathetic as the tons of ppl who come here and flame him cuz he's obese. That's sad people. That's not cool at all. You're just sinking to his level, and do you want that?

But I'd rather prefer a 'Satanic' clod than a Christian clod?

Shawn really needs God in his life? You really need some open-mindedness in your life.

Moving on swiftly....
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:33 AM   #52
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There's some difference between Shawn and people who are 'flaming' him.

If Shawn's initial post was serious, he's a special, one of a kind dumbass, and deserves some attention simply because of his exotic stupidity.

If this was some sort of a ******ed joke, then who cares about 'flamey' responses, they're pretty fitting?

Either way, this thread had made me chuckle more than once, so it's not as worthless as some people might think/say it is.
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Old 05-22-2006, 04:14 AM   #53
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^yeah....10 year olds aren't supposed to be drinking the "hard" stuff anyway. He's a joke.
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Old 05-22-2006, 01:19 PM   #54
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Hehe. Dacoda Fanning. run away NOW.

shawns little one lier comebacks are quite ******ed, and they make me laugh, even though its probably not for the reasons he wanted. every time he posts here again he's probably thinking about how cool and quick witted he is. go back to your little elementary school.

furthermore, I bet anyone who has posted on this thread could beat you up. Myself included even . so don't even bother acting tough.
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Old 05-22-2006, 02:00 PM   #55
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"In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!"

I truely hope that means something other than you will only hire white people. If not - please band this mother****er right now.
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Old 05-22-2006, 02:22 PM   #56
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Okay okay okay

This thread is ridiculous. Shawn starts off with a ridiculous post, posting some silly pics not even a 5-year-old would think cool or funny, and doesn't mention any influences, skills, or what kinda music he wants to make. Thats pathetic. But nowhere near as pathetic as the tons of ppl who come here and flame him cuz he's obese. That's sad people. That's not cool at all. You're just sinking to his level, and do you want that?

But I'd rather prefer a 'Satanic' clod than a Christian clod?

Shawn really needs God in his life? You really need some open-mindedness in your life.

Moving on swiftly....


Look man we're just waiting for George Bush to blow the world up so let us have some fun in the mean time
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Old 05-22-2006, 02:24 PM   #57
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"In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!"

I truely hope that means something other than you will only hire white people. If not - please band this mother****er right now.



Haha surely that's obvious? He's a reet ****.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:48 PM   #58
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I find it pretty ignorant, and typical christian bigotry to go on and insult this kid for him liking Satan. Although I find his brand of devil whorshipping kinda funny. This whole thread is funny so whatever. BTW I have nothing against any religion so yeah... (although disagree with certain teachings)

Anyway dude list some influences, and actually write a serious post, and then you'll be taken seriously... I also doubt your parents are of a celtic priest generation. Especially since u came out kinda... stupid. I didn't know the followers of the pagan ways worshiped Satan. Anyway... Real Madrid will kick Manchesters ass anyday...

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Old 05-22-2006, 06:19 PM   #59
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hahahaha this is the funniest post in u.g. don't ban the kid i want to see what he says next hahahaha.. what a fat ass loser.

btw im a Christian so i thought it was exceptionally funny
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Old 05-22-2006, 07:08 PM   #60
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wow this thread is still pen i thought it would have been banned by now,,okay i have an idea all those who stand for the light pt i as many holy references as you can
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